U.S. Politics Online: A Political Discussion Forum - Just for Fun! http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/ A forum to post jokes, trivia, funny things you came across, and whatever else that may make someone laugh. en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:17:37 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.USPoliticsOnline.com/images/misc/rss.jpg U.S. Politics Online: A Political Discussion Forum - Just for Fun! http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/ A gift for the person who has everything.... http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57316-gift-person-who-has-everything.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:12:08 GMT Give them a piece of Uranus!



Quote:
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Grab a piece of Uranus before someone else gets a hold of it?

We're not just selling you a tiny, insignificant piece of Uranus either. We're giving you a whole square mile of Uranus! That's a whole lot of Uranus to explore, live on and penetrate! If you don't want to settle on the surface of Uranus, you can choose to own a ring around Uranus or even one of the big, fat moons of Uranus, after all, what good is Uranus without a good moon occasionally?

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This Christmas, give your loved ones the gift of Uranus. ]]> Just for Fun! Commodore http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57316-gift-person-who-has-everything.html Caption this: Harry Reid http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57300-caption-harry-reid.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:49:13 GMT

"I vant to suck you're blood!"

"Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit."

"Damn, I just can't get this Volcan pinch thing down."

or...

"Hey, let's run off to Mass and get married."

:001_smile ]]> Just for Fun! Wndrtch http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57300-caption-harry-reid.html Joe Biden should only travel by Amtrack http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57288-joe-biden-should-only-travel-amtrack.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:37:09 GMT Joe Biden's Aura of Incompetence (TM) has now taken a life and ruined three vehicles... :biggrin:

Joe Biden's Security Detail In Car Crash In New York (VIDEO) ]]> Just for Fun! turnitup5000db http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57288-joe-biden-should-only-travel-amtrack.html jviehe is a hypocrit http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57281-jviehe-hypocrit.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:24:59 GMT There, have fun. Ill be other places discussing real issues. There, have fun. Ill be other places discussing real issues. ]]> Just for Fun! jviehe http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57281-jviehe-hypocrit.html Manscaping http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57244-manscaping.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:02:56 GMT High rider trims his hedge (http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3070920/High-rider-trims-his-hedge) Image: http://static.stuff.co.nz/1258426292/010/3072010.jpg ---Quote--- Two Cambridge mates say they may turn their unusual method of trimming... High rider trims his hedge



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Two Cambridge mates say they may turn their unusual method of trimming hedges into a business, after they suspended a ride-on mower from a crane to do the job.

"This is how the Waikato boys mow a hedge," the ride-on mower operator told the Waikato Times.

The operator, who did not want to be named, is now nursing a broken hand, but said it wasn't a fall from the mower that caused the injury but one off the crane.

He admitted it was not the safest method of trimming the hedge, but said it was all done as a bit of a joke.

They wanted to film the stunt, put it on the internet and see how many hits it got, but in the end had no video camera.

"We just thought it would be a bit of a joke – a bit of a laugh," he said.

The man had expected a real hedge trimmer to turn up on Sunday to mow the hedge, but when he didn't his mate arrived with his crane and a ride-on mower.

The next thing he knew he was being hoisted up on top of the two-metre high hedge.

"We were supposed to get all dressed up in our Mooloo gear and show people that this is how the Waikato boys mow their hedges."

The unusual sight bemused passing motorists. One passer-by, Bart Dinger, said it was a classic case of Kiwi ingenuity.

"A kiwi classic – jandals and all," he said.

The mower operator's wife burst out laughing when she drove home to see her husband on the hedge.

"I saw the crane first and thought 'great, the hedge is getting trimmed', but I didn't realise this was what they were planning," she said.

Her husband spent about 20 minutes mowing the hedge which had "got out of hand over winter".

"The mower was doing an all-right job, but I reckon it would work better on a hedge that's not so spiky." He said there was nothing in the instructions to say the mower couldn't be used on hedges and joked that they should go into the contracting business.
*grabs a bowl of popcorn and waits for Darwin to strike* ]]> Just for Fun! Commodore http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57244-manscaping.html Fun with Google. http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57190-fun-google.html Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:47:04 GMT Look for the #1 hit for these two phrases typed into Google.

"why won't"

and

"is there"

What in the world? ]]> Just for Fun! fishjoel http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57190-fun-google.html Never argue with a woman http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57187-never-argue-woman.html Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:17:03 GMT One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,... One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think. ]]> Just for Fun! lug-nut http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57187-never-argue-woman.html PC story from work. http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57165-pc-story-work.html Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:53:37 GMT My younger cousin swears this is true.

He works for a computer company that has some games interests. They recently hired this really old (for a computer games division, like in his late 50's) guy. His past was mysterious with all sort of strange rumors, but he was a good coder and creative to boot, so nobody really bothered him.

Except this one kid, one of these fresh from digicollege engineers who kept calling him "pops". The old guy looked at him funny the first time, and funnier the second.

And on the third he said "you know, you just may be right, I think I have fucked every skanky whore in New York, so yeh, I could easily be your father"

The big boss jumped up and said "wow, you're a Sean Connery fan too." (that's a line he used once), and tried to disarm the whole thing. The young guy, a pencil necked geek if ever one was, just sorta stared goggle eyed and didn't say shit. Later on the whole thing blew over and now they're friends.

Nah, I don't believe it either, but it's a good story IMO. ]]> Just for Fun! John Drake http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57165-pc-story-work.html Prof. cold cocks another at Columbia over race http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57129-prof-cold-cocks-another-columbia-over-race.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:12:26 GMT I love it when Libs gets mad, no woman prof. is safe. :wink:
I wonder what Columbia will do if anything ...?

I am sure this is a hate crime.....he was made to do it becasue whitey wouldn't back down...:lol:

Tsk tsk hitting a woman..

Prof busted in Columbia gal 'punch'

A prominent Columbia architecture professor punched a female university employee in the face at a Harlem bar during a heated argument about race relations, cops said yesterday.

Police busted Lionel McIntyre, 59, for assault yesterday after his bruised victim, Camille Davis, filed charges.

McIntyre and Davis, who works as a production manager in the school's theater department, are both regulars at Toast, a popular university bar on Broadway and 125th Street, sources said.

The professor, who is black, had been engaged in a fiery discussion about "white privilege" with Davis, who is white, and another male regular, who is also white, Friday night at 10:30 when fists started flying, patrons said.

McIntyre, who is known as "Mac" at the bar, shoved Davis, and when the other patron and a bar employee tried to break it up, the prof slugged Davis in the face, witnesses said.

"The punch was so loud, the kitchen workers in the back heard it over all the noise," bar back Richie Velez, 28, told The Post. "I was on my way over when he punched Camille and she fell on top of me."

The other patron involved in the dispute said McIntyre then took a swing at him after he yelled, "You don't hit a woman!"

"He knocked the glasses right off my face," said the man, who would only give his first name as "Shannon." "The punch came out of nowhere. Mac was talking to us about white privilege and what I was doing about it -- apparently I wasn't doing enough."



Read more: Prof busted in Columbia gal 'punch' ]]> Just for Fun! Imperator http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57129-prof-cold-cocks-another-columbia-over-race.html Sarah Palin Is The Baroness From GI Joe http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57115-sarah-palin-baroness-gi-joe.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:54:24 GMT I just finished watching the GI Joe movie. Just for fun I was looking at Cobra Commander stuff on the internet. On Cracked.com there was an article about Cobra Commander plans that might have actually worked. It was there that I discovered this... I just finished watching the GI Joe movie. Just for fun I was looking at Cobra Commander stuff on the internet. On Cracked.com there was an article about Cobra Commander plans that might have actually worked. It was there that I discovered this interesting fact.

]]> Just for Fun! CDavidNeely http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57115-sarah-palin-baroness-gi-joe.html Interesting quote. http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57111-interesting-quote.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:13:30 GMT Goes something along the lines of:

"One political party is stupid and the other is evil, once in awhile they do something that is both stupid and evil and it is called bipartisanship."


I agree. ]]> Just for Fun! BillyWitchDr. http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57111-interesting-quote.html Teleprompter... http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57091-teleprompter.html Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:39:16 GMT Image: http://pic40.picturetrail.com/VOL269/7575641/15712964/368265218.jpg ]]> Just for Fun! Steve http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57091-teleprompter.html Sharing the creepy. http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57090-sharing-creepy.html Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:21:23 GMT A mom that's cool enough to write something like that, while at the same time not understanding boundaries.

]]> Just for Fun! fishjoel http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57090-sharing-creepy.html SNL does Fox election night coverage http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57085-snl-does-fox-election-night-coverage.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:13:52 GMT I thought this was hilarious...some are better than others, the guy playing Beck had him down pat....:lol: Saturday Night Live - Fox News Election Open - Video - NBC.com... I thought this was hilarious...some are better than others, the guy playing Beck had him down pat....:lol:

Saturday Night Live - Fox News Election Open - Video - NBC.com ]]> Just for Fun! Imperator http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57085-snl-does-fox-election-night-coverage.html Shameless and Blatantly Moronic Partisan Hackery http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57047-shameless-blatantly-moronic-partisan-hackery.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:25:57 GMT Here's a little game I've had in mind for awhile now. Everybody posts the most shameless, blatantly untrue, stupid, and funny partisan statements they can come up with about whichever party. The more stereotype based and hyperbolic, the better.

So, a hardcore right winger might post, say, "Democrats favor abortion rights because they want to eat dead babies."

A hardcore left winger might post, say, "Republicans want to pass a law which makes it legal and compulsory for Christians to beat atheists with a mallet shaped like a crucifix on an hourly basis."

Okay, I'm not that funny, but you get the idea. I ran this by a mod before posting it, and was told as long as there are no personal attacks, this is fine. BE YE FOREWARNED, THOSE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR, THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR THINE EYES!

Okay...GO! ]]> Just for Fun! turnitup5000db http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/just-fun/57047-shameless-blatantly-moronic-partisan-hackery.html