If you hear the voice of God in your head sometimes....that makes you a pschyzofrenic! God is not punishing us. God gave us free will. When tornadoes happen, that's because of specific scientific reasons in nature. Man, what's with America? Or maybe it's just the religious extremist people who believe these fairy tales to be the actual word of God. It makes me impatient. Believing this stuff is like giving credence to Santa or the Easter Bunny; the stuff of fairy tales and childhood. Wake up. There's an unnecessary war and global warming and terrorism to deal with. It's "for real" stuff, not big pappy is mad at us in the sky crap.

Yeah, I think what pisses God off the most is having people presume to speak for Her when they don't know wtf they're talking about.

I hate it when people do this. It detracts from serious and meaningful discussion.

God must be really pissed at the south. He spawned tornado's.
I guess he was getting tired of their excessive worship and decided to kill a few.

Go God. You sick son of a bitch.

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After reading so many damning claims by worshippers, I am now conviced:

God is into S&M. You know, whips and chains, and pain. Pain and pleasure: indivisible.

God hates us all - Slayer 2001

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Of course he does. God is a sadomasochist. He turns on to torture people, and he turns on being tortured aswell (through Jesus).

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To fill a world with ... religions of the Abrahamic kind, is like littering the streets with loaded guns. Do not be surprised if they are used. - Richard Dawkins

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned

MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN LOL - Will be stumbled upon several times on the web.

Clash

You know all these "God is a Sadomasochist" claims might work if God actually punished people with natural disasters, but since he doesn't all these claims are just a little bit wrong. No wait, there some of the most theologically incorrect statements ever.

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"A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent."
-John Calvin

Of course, if the Old Testament is to be believed, God did systematically drown almost everyone on Earth, and slaughter the first born male children of an entire people...

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"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."

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Yeah, but he mellowed out quite a bit after his kid was born. I guess being a parent does this to some.

See there can be this great distinction between believing the Old Testament and not taking the stories literally. I believe the Old Testament, but i don't believe God actually drowned everyone. I believe the theological truth at the end of that story that says God will never do that again. Everyone seems to forget that part of the story

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"A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent."
-John Calvin

What? Your god will never do again what he didn't do? I don't understand.

The actual verse says "the LORD said 'I will never agains curse the gorund because of humankind..." The theological truth is that God has promised not to destroy all of earth. The other theological truth is don't do evil. Whether or not it actually happened doesn't matter.

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"A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent."
-John Calvin

Yes, I know it says either "again" or "any more" but how can you call it a theological truth that your god promises not to destroy the earth again (or any more) and not believe that he didn't destroy it before?

But if God never did it in the first place, how can it be that he will never do it again?

My only comment to this whole thread is ???????? DUH!!!!!!!