Like i said,,California is next because of san francisco immoral values. Just like that mayor introduced Gay Porn idea.

Nope.

It's going to be Florida.

Unfortunately, the resulting slick of sunscreen will kill off the last of the manatees.

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Nope is going to California. Cause Florida isnt liberal unlike San Francisco is.

Just like good ol' liberal New Orleans, or those flaming leftists in Grand Rapids, ND, huh Steve-O?

Maybe I've drank too much tonight (I did just come from my friend's show----if you've never seen Todd Snider & Will Kimbrough, you owe it to yourself to do so--rightwingers need not apply), but I think anyone who is feeling conservative just needs to masturbate a bit more. Seriously, when you're feeling stressed out, when Bill O'Reilly makes you wonder about the power of louffas, just whip it out, lube it up, stroke it, and make yourself feel good about yourself. You deserve it. Who doesn't deserve a lil' bit of feel good from time to time? Take me for example. I just had some drunk chick grinding on my lap for the last three hours & I'm no worse for the wear. In fact, a I may have to take matters into my own hands soon. After all, I am the master of my domain. And so should you be too. Stop being so uptight. Whip it out. Lube it up. Stroke it. Have some fun. Quit worrying about whether you're going to hell or not (you are; & I'll see you there ). Make a mess. I'm really quite sick of sycophants pretending to be something they're not. We're all just highly evolved mammals. And I'm rambling. And keeping you from great masturbatory time. A little alone time. Don't let me stop you. A little self love is all you need. As the Beatles once said, "all you need is love." Indeed. Love yourself. Do yourself a favor. Don't be afraid. God's not looking. It's not a sin to beat the bishop. He deserves a good time. Let him have it.

Love--Mark Twain

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"The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no God. It neither breaks my leg, nor picks my pocket."

Thomas Jefferson

if god is doing that, he is certainly doing it to the wrong folks. The last time I checked, Bush is still well and alive, and so is Bin Laden.

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Déjeme decirle, a riesgo de parecer ridículo, que el revolucionario verdadero está guiado por grandes sentimientos de amor. Es imposible pensar en un revolucionario auténtico sin esta cualidad.

-- Ernesto Rafael Guevara de la Serna

Well... doesn't God reveal Himself in mysterious ways? I suppose that members of the 'faithful' (of various religious/political persuasions) might well view either of those characters as "Agents of God".

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"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."

-Thomas Jefferson