How else are you going to keep billions of non-Christians and the millions of mentally disabled and clueless young children from ruining Heaven?

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“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” - Carl Sagan

Well, I certainly wouldn't condemn the guy to an eternity of suffering for simply disrespecting me.

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“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” - Carl Sagan

Speakeasy you had probably better repent those views about Texas before Jesus does return...he won't be happy otherwise!

You would if he spent every day destroying what you built.

So, you're saying that someone who doesn't accept Jesus as the son of God is akin to someone who spends everyday trying to destroy humanity?

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“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” - Carl Sagan

LOL...that must be one of the overlooked parts of the Bible. "Accept Jesus as your personal Lord & Savior. And love Texas."

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“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” - Carl Sagan

Its in the Spanish version. That's why one of the world's greatest Christian population all keep trying to sneak over into our state and be good Texan Christians rather than good Mexican Christians.

Wait, there's a difference between a Texan and a Mexican?

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“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” - Carl Sagan

Oooohhh man....

I don't believe that there will be any Jesus-Returning.

However, if he did, I think he would be ok with what I'm doing with myself.

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Nothing to see here.

Mexicans have the softest lips ever.

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Nothing to see here.

I'll take option C: Aerating his dumb ass...

Jesus ain't comin' back.

If you were Jesus, would you?

I am very ready for Jesus's return. I cant wait for it! I am getting tired of storing all this damn frankincense and myrrh. Stinks up the garage.

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Abstinence Education at its finest:

Not seeing an analogy, here.

Obviously, I'd do the latter, but I'm not seeing your point.

What does that have to do with the topic?

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Government's proper role should be that of an impartial referee, maintaining a fair and competitive playing field, with basic, tough regulations so capitalism can work best. Sure, everyone loves to hate the refs, but an NFL game would be a disaster if the players themselves were in charge of self-regulation.