USA: China must have stolen our technology. China cannot progress so fast.

Korea: The ancestors of the Chinese engineers who develop this weapon is Korean. Therefore, these technologies belong to Korea. We will apply for UN cultural heritage and patent.

Japan: China should follow the path of loving and being kind, so Chinese can win the trust from peace loving Japanese people.

Russia: Look at China! Where are our scientists? They have no jobs! Where are our politicians? They are getting rich! Is this the gift of democracy to Russia?

Britain: China should develop soft power to exhibit kindness instead of developing military power to scare the neighbors.

India: If we don't work hard, China will be better than India in 20 years!

Indonesia: We have always guaranteed the equal rights of Chinese people in Indonesia.

Singapore: The revival of Chinese civilization is coming!

Hong Kong: We always thought the mainland is poor and the people are stupid. We should carefully check that again.

Taiwan: The Chinese Communists only know to develop weapons, and pressure democratic Taiwan. Their lies of "peaceful rising" is so obvious.

Taiwan Defense Department: There is nothing surprising. Our army still has advantage. However, if we don't buy American weapons, Taiwan will be dangerous.

Lee Tenghui (Taiwan): The Chinese Communist Tyranny develops science and technology regardless of billions of Chinese people in famine. Look at how evil it is!

Chen Shuibian (Taiwan): The Chinese Communists develop technology to pressure me, but I can tolerate! However, the Kuomingtang in Taiwan wants me to step down. They are helping China. Kuomingtang is more evil than Chinese scientists.

Lv Xiulian (Taiwan): We would prefer capitalist weed rather than socialist crops.

Taiwan TV Station: Chinese Communists achieve remarkable progress. The more horrifying things are that the progress is still coming. There is no sign for them to stop. However, China has great aerospace technology, but have no democracy. Taiwan's suggestions to Chinese Communists: you should not develop science and technology; you should develop democracy. Look at Taiwan: you have one million engineers doing research, we have one million people doing demonstrations. This is the example for the mainland.

Falung Gong: There are new criminal evidence for Chinese communists! To suppress Falung Gong, Chinese communists develop new weapons. The cold reactor uses Falung Gong people to do human experiments. 7124 people died. 70,000 party members resign from the Party. We want to sue the Chinese Tyranny in America!




Chinese Government: China is very very poor. We have a great distance to global advanced technology. We plan to catch up Indonesia in 50 years. We don't create any menace to any country.

Chinese Defense Department: Our weapons are 100 years lagging behind those of America. We stongly suggest the military expenses to increase by 30% next year.

Chinese Diplomacy Department: We have never heard of any information in this area. According to our knowledge, Chinese technology is still very very primitive. The oversea reports are sabotages against China. They are with cold-war thinking styles. Their reports have greatly hurt Chinese people's feelings. Chinese government shows great anger.

Chinese scientists: China has that weapon?? I don't know about that.

This joke is hilarious!!

Haha,I have readed much the same jokes.
so funny

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