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    If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    michigan penal code 750.532

    I found this while poking around on the internet. Apparently it's illegal to screw an unmarried woman in Michigan. Hell I don't think even Louisiana has a law like that.
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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Quote Originally Posted by sinebar View Post
    michigan penal code 750.532

    I found this while poking around on the internet. Apparently it's illegal to screw an unmarried woman in Michigan. Hell I don't think even Louisiana has a law like that.
    lots of states have adultery laws or "fornication" laws on the books that are never enforced. Hell until 2003 texas had a law against "sodomy" which includes anal and oral sex, even between heteros.

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    If you can't feed* it, don't breed it.

    *And by feed, I mean a lot more than merely applying food.

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Outlawing oral sex should be illegal.

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Another interpetation is one can only screw a married woman, whether she is YOUR wife or not.

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Quote Originally Posted by Disillusioned_1 View Post
    Outlawing oral sex should be illegal.
    It is. Thank you Supreme Court!

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Quote Originally Posted by sinebar View Post
    michigan penal code 750.532

    I found this while poking around on the internet. Apparently it's illegal to screw an unmarried woman in Michigan. Hell I don't think even Louisiana has a law like that.
    Law books are filled with old anti-sodomy and other sexual mores laws. PA had an anti-fornication law, and until the recent Lawrence decision by the SCOTUS, the law on the books actually made it a crime for spouses to engage in oral or anal sex with each other. Nobody in the state ever enforced that law, however, given change of public sentiments on bedroom freedom and the assumption that it would be invalidated by today's courts if challenged. In total sum, the SCOTUS has pretty much held that laws seeking to regulate consensual sex acts between adults are unconstitutional. However, many of those laws remain on the books because there's actually no need for the legislature to bother to repeal them because they're already legally deemed null and void anyway. However, it is wise IMO for legislatures to clean up their books of unenforced and/or invalid laws. The upside to such laziness, though, is the historic and sometimes comic relief of seeing the content of such laws, especially morality based laws.
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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Quote Originally Posted by O'Sullivan Bere View Post
    Law books are filled with old anti-sodomy law and other sexual mores laws. In total sum, the SCOTUS has pretty much held that laws seeking to regulate consensual sex acts between adults are unconstitutional. However, many of those laws remain on the books because there's actually no need for the legislature to bother to repeal them because they're already legally deemed null and void anyway. However, it is wise IMO for legislatures to clean up their books of invalid laws. The upside to such laziness, though, is the historic and sometimes comic relief of seeing the content of such laws, especially morality based laws.
    We need a dumb laws thread, don't you think? Oral sex is still a crime against nature in NC.

    I think...

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda View Post
    We need a dumb laws thread, don't you think? Oral sex is still a crime against nature in NC.

    I think...
    Given some of the alternative 'products' of that law walking around, one would think such a law would be ordered in some cases.

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    The states are full of laws showing off government's full arrogant intention to be involved in your personal life and tell you sexually what is right and wrong. Other than that fact, there is little to see here. There is no active intention to remove and/or update these laws as it would open up a mess for politicians to deal with, it is far easier to just null them by pretending they are not there.
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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Quote Originally Posted by O'Sullivan Bere View Post
    Given some of the alternative 'products' of that law walking around, one would think such a law would be ordered in some cases.
    LOL, and just what is it you are trying to say about NC, sir?

    Better for us to swallow than breed?!

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda View Post
    LOL, and just what is it you are trying to say about NC, sir?

    Better for us to swallow than breed?!
    That's an international issue.

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    THE MICHIGAN PENAL CODE (EXCERPT)
    Act 328 of 1931


    750.532 Seduction; punishment.

    Sec. 532.

    Punishment—Any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars; but no prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.
    Seduce and debauch. So that's what they called it in the 1930's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hairballxavier View Post
    Seduce and debauch. So that's what they called it in the 1930's.
    It must have sucked to be a woman in the 1930s. The last thing you get when you're married is seduced and/or debauched. You get "hey baby, you wanna do it tonight?".:rolleyes:

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    Re: If you screw in Michigan she better be married

    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda View Post
    We need a dumb laws thread, don't you think? Oral sex is still a crime against nature in NC.

    I think...
    Oh shit! Is there a statute of limitations?
    I'm sick and tired of my brothers and sisters dying to preserve America's right to drive like assholes.

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