I love this stuff. I'm going to miss having "W" around to bash. but I'm very happy his finger no longer rests on the button

She (samantha) stated she didn't know exactly where to put her post. I was hoping that you would of told her exactly where to put it.

Were their names, Bill and Hillary?

Dick Cheney walked into a bar one day with a frog sitting on top of his head, The bar tender said"what's going on?" The frog said i don't know, I woke up this morning with this thing growing on my ass".

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had failed very few students but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "Ok, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism."
"All grades will be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade meaning, obviously, no one will receive an A." They all agreed to this. After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a C. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
But, as the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too, so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great dismay the professor failed them all. Then he sent all of them this note: "A socialistic government will also ultimately fail - because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed."

Joke's on America, right?!?!?

Obama the traveling saleman and his coworker were cruising through the North Dakota counrtyside on the way to another series of cold calls.

The coworker, who was driving, suddenly spotted a sheep with its head caught in a barbed wire fence. He slammed on the brakes. grinning, and said "hard to pass up an opportunity like this". As soon as the car came to a stop, he jumped out of the vehicle, ran up to the poor critter, pulled down hid drawers and proceeded to have his way.

When he had finished, he composed himself as best he could and returned to the car. He looked over at Barack and said "ok, its your turn".

Obama squealed with delight, ran up to the fence, pulled down his pants, bent over and got his head firmly entwined in the wire. "OK, I ready for you big boy" he called back to his coworker.

I don't get it.

What I do get is that in the kinds of jokes some conservatives tell, one can observe their sexual repressions and latent homosexuality at work.

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“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil."-Sarah Palin, not having a clue once again about what she is talking about.

It's cute that you're projecting.

see
Is Travesty
for some cartoons for activists to use in not for profit media

It's amusing. But the poor typing, along with the strained attempt political baiting, make it appreciably less so. The Cheney one at least reads well and thus is funnier, even to somebody like me who'd Much rather have a President Cheney than a President Obama.

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Today's forecast: Government corruption.

Tomorrow's forecast: 100% chance of more 'politics as usual'

Maybe it's finally time to vote Libertarian

Rahm Jokes

Rahm Emanuel was working at a deli, had an accident with a meat slicing machine, he lost part of his middle finger, and as a result of this, this rendered him practically mute.

This is a tough holiday for Rahm Emanuel because he’s not used to saying the word 'day' after 'mother'.

I’m sure you’ve all seen the pictures of Rahm on that camel. I admit, I was a little nervous about the whole situation. I said at the time, 'This is a wild animal known to bite, kick and spit. And who knows what the camel could do?'
Rant - Rahm Emanuel Gets a Beat Down

i bet if you substituted Bush for Obama, you'd think it was hilarious.

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"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher

Who was making "teabag" jokes?

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"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher

A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"

"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."

"Great, can I try it?"

"Sure."

First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie."

The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"

"Done" says the genie and disappears.

A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.

"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"

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...Truth in wine...(Pliny Eldest)

A family of moles, papa mole, mama mole and baby mole are in their mole hole when they smell something.
Papa mole pokes out of the hole and says, "I smell honey."
Mama mole squeezes out of the hole and says, "I smell syrup."
Baby mole tries to get out of the hole but there is no room, defeated he says, "All I smell is Molasses."