A faithful christian is hiking through the forest when he surprises a bear. The man turns and runs but the bear gives chase. Seeing that he will not outrun the hungry bear he stops, drops to his knees and prays, "Heavenly Father I pray that you turn this bear into a christian."
Just before the bear chomps down on the man it stops, drops to its knees and prays, "Thank you father for the food I'm about to recieve..."