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Old 03-30-2007
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If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

Suppose Liberals were in power in US Congress in 1860. Abraham Lincoln wouldnt launch an attack on fort summer.Plus US would be divided North and South

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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

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This isn't the "What the fuck?!" section...
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

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Suppose Liberals were in power in US Congress in 1860. Abraham Lincoln wouldnt launch an attack on fort summer.
Well, he didn't launch an attack on Fort Summer with conservatives in power, either. He still chose to attack Fort Sumter, instead.
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

Oh, so conservatives really support slavery of blacks?

why am i not surprised?
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

Whatever! But conservatives back then were against slavery and slavery was business back then. So back in the 1800s Democrats were for business and not for the little guy.But today Democrats are against Business and for the little guy.
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

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This isn't the "What the fuck?!" section...
I think we're going to need one of those for steveox's wacky threads.
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

Lincoln did not attack Fort Sumter. Fort Sumter was a federal installation. Lincoln defended Fort Sumtner.

Conservatives were not against slavery, liberals (then called progressives) were.

Proslavery (future confederates) attacked the federal post of Fort Sumtner not becuase they cared of the policies of congress, but of Lincoln's (which were somewhat progressive.

The secession of the confederate states actully made congress more liberal, since they illiminated the conservative or proslavery votes.

So I guess the premise of this thread really is a bit off.
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

You guess?
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

But what if Flying Saucers with Death rays had intervened?

Would we all be speaking canadian today?
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

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Whatever! But conservatives back then were against slavery and slavery was business back then. So back in the 1800s Democrats were for business and not for the little guy.But today Democrats are against Business and for the little guy.
Actually the republicans where the more liberal party at the time considering they fought for change while the democrats wanted to maintain the status quo.
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

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But what if Flying Saucers with Death rays had intervened?

Would we all be speaking canadian today?
God forbid, eh?
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

What if i went back in time machine and i give Benjamin Franklin a blueprint how to build a power plant and invention to build a light bulb. Then in late 1700s every street with had lights and homes would had lights with no TV or Radio. Or Even electric ovens. People wouldnt be using candles any more.
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Re: If Liberals were in power during the civil war The south would have won!

What if... if... What if!!

With have an expression in French:

With "if" we could put Paris in a bottle ^^
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What if... if... What if!!

With have an expression in French:

With "if" we could put Paris in a bottle ^^
Hey thats not a bad idea!! Why cant we put Paris in a bottle?
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