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View Poll Results: Well, Does he?
Totally, I saw some placenta on his mouth the other 0 0%
No Way! Fox news told me McCain LOVES Babies 0 0%
Not sure, no one has proven he doesn't eat babies so who can tell. 4 23.53%
Mmmmmm babies. 13 76.47%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

Shouldn't this belong in the Just for Fun section?
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

And where's the "no he much rather preffers to throw puppies off cliffs" option?
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

Why is this in just for fun but Does Obama want to start a race war not?
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

Whatever you say, John McCain is just no Dick Cheney, this phony baby eating wanna be is just not gonna compare to the real one who leaves office in January.
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

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You misunderstand what I'm saying.

I love gummi bears, but that doesn't stop me from pounding those fuckers down!
he he....cool....mccain says with infants, if you stomp on their back just right....instant jackson pollock on the far wall...don't have to skin'em, the
guts are like, gone. ya feel me?
Cheney showed him how on a trip over to Iraq together...at least thats what their blog says...
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

"GET IN MY BELLY........!!!!!"
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Why is this in just for fun but Does Obama want to start a race war not?
You're ether in the wrong thread or you've been smoking something....
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

McCain is smart to crave baby meat. Baby meat tastes much better than adults.
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I fail to see how "loving" babies is mutually exclusive with eating them.
Exactly! I happen to "love" babies myself. If this rumor turns out to be true, McCain will most certainly have my vote. One of my favorite recipes:

Baby Cacciatore



1 1/2 pounds plum tomatoes, coarsely chopped (scant 4 cups)
8 ounces crimini (baby bella) mushrooms
1 very large red onion, thinly sliced (about 3 cups)
5 tablespoons olive oil, divided
2 tablespoons Sherry wine vinegar

1 4 1/2- to 4 3/4-pound baby, cut into 8 pieces, excess fat trimmed
1 1/2 tablespoons chopped fresh rosemary, divided
1/2 cup dry red wine
1 14 1/2-ounce can diced tomatoes in juice
1 cup low-salt chicken broth
1/3 cup thinly sliced basil, divided
2 tablespoons drained capers, divided

12 ounces gemelli or penne, freshly cooked
Preparation
Preheat oven to 400°F. Combine plum tomatoes, mushrooms, and onion in large bowl. Add 3 tablespoons oil and vinegar; toss to blend. Sprinkle generously with salt and pepper. Spread vegetable mixture in single layer on large rimmed baking sheet. Roast until onion slices are golden brown and all vegetables are tender, stirring frequently, about 50 minutes. Remove from oven and set aside. Reduce oven temperature to 350°F.

Sprinkle baby with salt, pepper, and 1 tablespoon rosemary. Heat remaining 2 tablespoons oil in heavy large deep ovenproof skillet over medium-high heat. Add baby and sauté until golden brown, about 6 minutes per side. Transfer baby to bowl. Add wine to skillet and boil until wine is reduced by half, scraping up browned bits, about 1 minute. Stir in canned tomatoes with juice, then broth and bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium and simmer 10 minutes to blend flavors. Return baby to sauce in skillet. Place skillet in oven and roast uncovered until baby is cooked through and juices run clear when pierced with knife, about 25 minutes. Remove skillet from oven. Stir in roasted vegetables, remaining 1/2 tablespoon rosemary, half of basil, and half of capers. Simmer over medium heat until vegetables are heated through. Season with salt and pepper.

Place pasta in large shallow bowl. Top with baby and sauce. Sprinkle remaining basil and capers over.
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

Maybe he should eat young people but not so young as that? Maybe people who are young and plan to vote Obama?
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

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Exactly! I happen to "love" babies myself. If this rumor turns out to be true, McCain will most certainly have my vote. One of my favorite recipes:

Baby Cacciatore



1 1/2 pounds plum tomatoes, coarsely chopped (scant 4 cups)
8 ounces crimini (baby bella) mushrooms
1 very large red onion, thinly sliced (about 3 cups)
5 tablespoons olive oil, divided
2 tablespoons Sherry wine vinegar

1 4 1/2- to 4 3/4-pound baby, cut into 8 pieces, excess fat trimmed
1 1/2 tablespoons chopped fresh rosemary, divided
1/2 cup dry red wine
1 14 1/2-ounce can diced tomatoes in juice
1 cup low-salt chicken broth
1/3 cup thinly sliced basil, divided
2 tablespoons drained capers, divided

12 ounces gemelli or penne, freshly cooked
Preparation
Preheat oven to 400°F. Combine plum tomatoes, mushrooms, and onion in large bowl. Add 3 tablespoons oil and vinegar; toss to blend. Sprinkle generously with salt and pepper. Spread vegetable mixture in single layer on large rimmed baking sheet. Roast until onion slices are golden brown and all vegetables are tender, stirring frequently, about 50 minutes. Remove from oven and set aside. Reduce oven temperature to 350°F.

Sprinkle baby with salt, pepper, and 1 tablespoon rosemary. Heat remaining 2 tablespoons oil in heavy large deep ovenproof skillet over medium-high heat. Add baby and sauté until golden brown, about 6 minutes per side. Transfer baby to bowl. Add wine to skillet and boil until wine is reduced by half, scraping up browned bits, about 1 minute. Stir in canned tomatoes with juice, then broth and bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium and simmer 10 minutes to blend flavors. Return baby to sauce in skillet. Place skillet in oven and roast uncovered until baby is cooked through and juices run clear when pierced with knife, about 25 minutes. Remove skillet from oven. Stir in roasted vegetables, remaining 1/2 tablespoon rosemary, half of basil, and half of capers. Simmer over medium heat until vegetables are heated through. Season with salt and pepper.

Place pasta in large shallow bowl. Top with baby and sauce. Sprinkle remaining basil and capers over.
You forgot that the baby has to be live when you begin the roasting, his screaming in agony makes him much more tender and you can baste him with his own blood halfway through

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And where's the "no he much rather preffers to throw puppies off cliffs" option?
What, he can't do both?

And how this relates to the undisputable fact that Obama is the AntiChrist is beyond me..
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

Well it'd be the second good reason to vote for him, along ith the prospect of Susan Sarandon pigging off elsewhere if she won. Or so she says; if she's like her husband its a crock of shit.

Seriously though, if ever he threw a dog off a cliff (make it a puppy for a nice "awww" effect) i would be pulling that lever for John!
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Why is this in just for fun but Does Obama want to start a race war not?

Don't worry, both threads are being taken about as seriously.
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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

Democrats support abortion............McCain eats babies....................


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Re: Does John McCain Eat Babies?

Bipartisanship at its best.
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