This forum is apparently a place where you can start any kind of speculative, hypothetical thread with no basis in reality. I've decided to start a "discussion" over whether John McCain eats babies. Let's discuss the "merits" of my question. Free speech means you have to take my wild specultion seriously doesn't it?

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Yesterday, John McCain actually said that if he’s president he’ll take on, and I quote, 'the old boys’ network in Washington.' I’m not making this up. This is somebody been in Congress for 26 years, who put seven of the most powerful Washington lobbyists in charge of his campaign. And now he tells us that he’s the one who’s gonna take on the old boys' network,” he said. “In the McCain campaign that’s called a staff meeting!- Obama, 9/17/2008

Hopefully, only yours...

he probably kicks puppies too, the cad !

What's with all the silly threads recently?

You took my wildly unfactual speculatoin as even partially true in order to make a sarcastic joke. Therefore it MUST be true. John McCain eats babies y'all. Maybe we can get that story going in a blog somewhere.
This is a comment on them.

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Yesterday, John McCain actually said that if he’s president he’ll take on, and I quote, 'the old boys’ network in Washington.' I’m not making this up. This is somebody been in Congress for 26 years, who put seven of the most powerful Washington lobbyists in charge of his campaign. And now he tells us that he’s the one who’s gonna take on the old boys' network,” he said. “In the McCain campaign that’s called a staff meeting!- Obama, 9/17/2008

I fail to see how "loving" babies is mutually exclusive with eating them.

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

No, I took your wildly unfactual speculatoin [sic] as undeserving of any real response.

Still, I wouldn't lose any sleep over him eating your babies...

If McCain does eat babies, one must conclude that he loves them. It must follow that he is anti-gay marriage because he loves babies and supports making them, while the two making them are in a state-sanctioned contract allowing sex.

You misunderstand what I'm saying.

I love gummi bears, but that doesn't stop me from pounding those fuckers down!

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

No, I completely understood what you said.

Gummi bears?????? Something is wrong with you, young man.

Sorry, I misread your post, mistaking a does, for doesn't. Mah bad.

As for gummi bears... Haribo Goldenbears. $0.99 a pack at Marcs. Worth every penny.

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

He doesn't eat babies, but apparently every time he says "My Friends" a baby dies.

Or when he smiles. I know MY soul dies a little when John McCain starts smiling.

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Yesterday, John McCain actually said that if he’s president he’ll take on, and I quote, 'the old boys’ network in Washington.' I’m not making this up. This is somebody been in Congress for 26 years, who put seven of the most powerful Washington lobbyists in charge of his campaign. And now he tells us that he’s the one who’s gonna take on the old boys' network,” he said. “In the McCain campaign that’s called a staff meeting!- Obama, 9/17/2008

Better than Dick Cheney!

When he smiles I start looking around for the four horsemen!

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

This poll left off the Real answer!

"He wants to, but there aren't any left after Bush is done. He's running for Prez so he can be the one at the front of the line."

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Today's forecast: Government corruption.

Tomorrow's forecast: 100% chance of more 'politics as usual'

Maybe it's finally time to vote Libertarian