This is some pretty funny shit.

Seems some folks in Iran were trying to break the world record for the biggest sandwich. 1,000 volunteers toiled to build the 1,500 meter sandwich.

The stupid fuckers ate it before anyone had the chance to measure it:

Iranians Are, In Fact, Stupid

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Sorry, Bush isn't as stupid.

The Iranians spent two days building the sandwich they hoped would set a new world record, and then they fucking ate it before it could be measured.

That's the absolute height of stupidity...

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Did it cost billions of dollars and thousands of lives? No, I can think of MUCH dumber things committed buy our moron-in-chief.

Oh my goodness this is hilarious!!!!! We should just bomb the middle east into oblivion and put all these stupid, miserable fucking people out of their horrible existence. Especially these factually stupid Iranians! Be sure to kill the children first so the parents can watch them die! Wow, wouldn't that be some funny, funny shit! Thanks for the post Steve!!! LOL


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Hey wp, how it going?

Do you actualy think that people eating a sandwich before they could measure it is a reason for homicide? Every judge in America would consider that murder in the 1st degree. Maybe you have pre existing reasons to want to slaughter twenty five million children. Saddam could have used men with that kind of grit.

I also lived in the Middle East between 2000-2004. They don't have miserable existance. Maybe they don't have cars for every person, cable TV, and our educational system is way better, but your post is quite frankly...bloodthirsty...unless you were kidding of course then I apologize.

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Wow, that's quite a strawman! Only you and others are saying the Iranians should die because of this, not the OP.

How lazy.

I'm with Si on this one. Where does Steve say he wants to kill children in front of their parents? Or anyone? Where? Does anyone who makes fun of Americans want to kill them? Once again, I'm amazed at the ability of certian posters to read minds.

I say the Iranians aren't idots, how would my three Iranian friends who atend UCD Medical School ever have gotten to thier senior year if Iranians are idiots?

The notion that any race of humans on this planet are inferior mentaly is poppycock. Hitler used all manner of pseudo science to establish racial inferiority. And declaring Persians inferior because a small group of them ate a sandwich before it could be measured...makes Hitler's foundationless generalizations seem valid by comparrison. But the bloodthirsty wars of George Bush are idiotic in every way because you can't change Iraq or Afghanistan. And I figured that out during my first day in Iraqii Kurdistan, and the Russians proved the futility of Afghanistan. Iran hasn't attacked anyone in centuries. Iraq attacked Iran with our backing in the 80's. Throw in the Shah...and what moron wouldn't expect Iran to hate us. We keep trying to run em' into the ditch.

Iranians are not idiots. George Bush is an uneducated hick who's Father bailed him out after performing poorly in college, just like McCain's Dad! Imagine that, four more years of uneducated idiots in the white house if McSame pulls flowers out of his ass. We're doomed to suffer stupidity from our Republican leaders.

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I gotta hand it to ya...this small string of 21 words is so jam packed with confusion and misinterpretation...I don't think It can be unwound.

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sounds good

She didn't misinterpret you. She isn't confused. But that's a nice attempt at dodging the issue.

Yes, considering that this is in the "JUST FOR FUN" section, I think he was kidding.

I'd just like to point something out that, clearly, the anti-American Iran Lovers are blind to:

THIS IS IN THE FUCKING "JUST FOR FUN" SECTION!!!

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I thought it was really funny. I also thought that some of the complete shit posted in response was equally funny. Some people just dont' do humor.... unless it is against our country of course..... I'm sure they find that hysterical.

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I gotta apologize Steve. I'm new to this forum and didn't notice what sub forum I was in. My bad.

Holy shit! I'm a town council member now!

In parting, I don't love Iran...I love Turkey, Istanbul to be exact. I just don't hate Iran.

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