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Old 12-19-2008
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Everyone else has had more sex than me

Does anyone else get that feeling?

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Old 12-19-2008
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

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Does anyone else get that feeling?

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Probably everyone.

Except Steve.
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Old 12-19-2008
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

I find treating women with respect works wonders. So, yeah, I probably do.
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

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Probably everyone.

Except Steve.
I'll admit, I've only ever had sex with two women.

One of them was your sister...

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Old 12-19-2008
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

I can see the humor is being lost some here. But, go ahead, use any and everything to get in a swipe.
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

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I can see the humor is being lost some here. But, go ahead, use any and everything to get in a swipe.
Sorry, I went ahead and added a smiley, just so my post wouldn't be misconstrued...
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Yes. I can relate.
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

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Yes. I can relate.
That is a shame...
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That is a shame...
Tell me about it.
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Old 12-19-2008
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

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I love it.
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

The rabit singing totally makes the video.
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Re: Everyone else has had more sex than me

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I find treating women with respect works wonders. So, yeah, I probably do.
So that's why guys do it.
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So that's why guys do it.
Why else?

Oops, did someone take me seriously? I got to be more obvious with my humor, don't want to offend.
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"Personally I reckon it's worth it...."


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Tell me about it.
Hehehehe... Sorry, but it's just not a topic I can relate to...

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