Still random thread, or random piss taking?


This is one of my little brothers in full flight.

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

Well, if it's here, I sure don't know where it is.

Actually, I do. Winston's, down in OB, gets a lot of it, as does The Belly Up in Solana Beach. When I go out to clubs, I already know what kind of music I'll be listening to, so the odds of an inadvertant Reggae encounter is pretty low...

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For those who have fought to defend it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know...



If it wasn't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all...

Bananas should be called monkey pickles.

Is that racist?

I always make sure to say "DC area" immediately after I tell anyone I'm from VA so I don't get made fun of.

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"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine

don't ever mix the soy sauce and the wasabi

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"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine

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All things serve The Beam

YouTube - I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version

still gets me every time.

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"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine

i had an IRE last weekend.

freaked me the fuck out.

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"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine

Advice to the ladies: YouTube - Don't Fall in Love with a Homo

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All things serve The Beam

market's doing well again

this time it was on news of data that showed the housing market performing better than expected.

bottom soon?

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"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine

I just killed my first mosquito of the season. Wonderful.

I played "dodge the worms" today with my bike.

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"The most important single central fact about a free market is that no exchange takes place unless both parties benefit."
- Milton Friedman

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
- George Orwell

Message to the ladies:
YouTube - Jizz In My Pants

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"The most important single central fact about a free market is that no exchange takes place unless both parties benefit."
- Milton Friedman

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
- George Orwell

Worms were everywhere today! I played dodge-the-worms through the parking lot to my car.

Tim R. Mortiss
Drinking whisky by the peg,
Singing songs of drunken glee.
I thought to swallow half a keg
But Tim R. Mortiss degurgled me.

Not precisely comme il faut,
To practice frank polygamy;
I might have practiced, even so.
But Tim R. Mortiss disturgled me.

Chorus:
Tim R. Mortiss, Tim R. Mortiss,
He's a loving friend.
He holds my hand while I'm asleep,
He guides me on my four-day creep,
He's with me to the end.

To woo a dainty Eskimo
I vowed to swim the Bering Sea.
No sooner had I wet a toe:
When Tim R. Mortiss occurgled me.

A threat arcane, a fearful bane
Within an old phylactery.
I turned the rubbish down a dram,
Now Tim R. Mortiss perturgles me.

Chorus (with a snapping of fingers and clicking of heels in mid-air):
Tim R. Morriss, Tim R. Mortiss,
He's a loving friend.
He holds my hand while I'm asleep,
He guides me on my four-day creep,
He's with me to the end.

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Alizee Jacotay, the reason god invented hips