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View Poll Results: Why did Sarah quit?
She had an affair with Mark Sanford at the Republican Governor's conference 1 8.33%
She had an affair with Levi Johnson- Bristol's "fiance" 1 8.33%
She had an affair with Bristol 0 0%
The truth of her swinger lifestyle is about to come out. 1 8.33%
The truth of her lesbian lifestyle is about to come out. 0 0%
She found out she has alzheimer's 0 0%
All of the above. 9 75.00%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 07-04-2009
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Why is Sarah really quitting?

There is no doubt that Republicans are getting deeply weirder by the day. These days no one with any intelligence quits a job on the hopes of maybe getting a better one 3 1/2 years from now.
Why do you think Sarah is becoming a quitter now?
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Old 07-04-2009
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

We can only hope she has decided to go to law school.
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Old 07-04-2009
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

Damn- LQQks like good old-fashioned Repub greed rather than their new-fangled weirdo perversions.

Sarah Palin Federal Indictment Feared After Resignation
By Robert Dougherty
A Sarah Palin federal indictment was suspected before, but a Sarah Palin federal indictment is now expected, after Sarah Palin's resignation. Discussion of a Sarah Palin federal indictment came almost right after Palin resigned from office yesterday. There have been a few Sarah Palin scandals in which she didn't face federal indictment, but it may be a new scandal that does the trick this time.
Reports came in on the Internet that Sarah Palin could face a federal indictment for an embezzlement scandal. The accusations have Palin taking money from the construction of a sportsw complex in Wasilla, and using it to help build a home for Palin close by.
This happened when Sarah Palin was Mayor of Wasilla, with speculation that Palin inflated the cost of building the complex so she could use some of the money. The supply company, Spenard Building Supplies, has close ties to both Palin and disgraced former Senator Ted Stevens.
Speculation went up that a federal indictment was about to be handed down to Sarah Palin, which would explain her resignation. Since her resignation came so suddenly, and without much explanation, federal indictment rumors have shot up as the top reason.
Others say that Palin just wanted to spend more time with her family, which is the most standard phrase used for any resigning official - and usually disguises the real reasons. Still others speculate that Palin just got tired of the "gotcha media" breathing down her neck.
Palin's sudden resignation, and possible federal indictment, closes the latest string of news and scandals around her, only to open a brand new chapter. These past weeks have been highlighted by Palin's epic protest against David Letterman's jokes about her family, and a recent damning Vanity Fair story about her.
Vanity Fair either exposed Palin's unpopularity among her peers as well as her vengeful side, or was the latest hit-job against a real American, depending on one's perspective. The story's timing is now even more suspicious, or ironic.
If a federal indictment comes, Palin will find it even harder to escape the "gotcha media" than usual. Ironically, Palin will soon be out of a job, just weeks after many of her supporters wanted David Letterman to lose hers for his infamous jokes. But a federal indictment would take things to an even deeper level.
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Huffington Post- "Sarah Palin Resigning As Alaska's Governor (VIDEO)" Shannyn Moore: Sarah Palin Resigning as Alaska's Governor (VIDEO)
Post Chronicle- "Sarah Palin Federal Indictment: Embezzlement Reason For Resignation?" Sarah Palin Federal Indictment: Embezzlement Reason For Resignation?
Vanity Fair- "It Came From Wasilla" Todd S. Purdum on Sarah Palin | vanityfair.com
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Old 07-04-2009
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

Greed, why how darest you Sirrah, Indeed, she is answering a "higher calling"

Great Allah the All Knowing, Beneficent and Greatest Stand Up EVER, now they want us to believe they're going into the ministry when the FBI is at the door. Can these people GET any more hypocritically self-righteous
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Old 07-04-2009
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

She had a foursome with Sanford, Bristol and Levi, the reason for this was because she has dementia but didn't know it at the time, during this she realised she was a lesbian, specifically a butch lesbian, and is planning to take a trip to her personal hairdresser for the chop next week.

Sound good?
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Old 07-06-2009
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

She was bought off by Obama to throw the 08 Presidential Election. Her resignation was a last ditch attempt by the O admin to change the steady downward trend in his poll numbers before her misdeed is found out.
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

I suppose it gets tiresome to have to constantly fight off unbased investigations causing you to be a half mil in debt. The left in their hate for someone that hasn't done anything wrong and just seeing a threat to them took things to an extreme. Nothing was out of bounds. Everything was a free for all. Family, looks, gender...it didn't matter. Maybe she just wants to protect her family. No one knows what's going on or what her intentions are. There is no investigation that caused her to resign, the FBI has stated that already.
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Old 07-06-2009
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

she's knocked up and don't know who daddy is.
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

She's actually a citizen of Kenya.
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

Because she is going to sign a multi-million dollar contract to be a FOX News Commentator.
And get the love she deserves...........
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

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Because she is going to sign a multi-million dollar contract to be a FOX News Commentator.
And get the love she deserves...........
come sit on the couch kids, its time for the world according to huccabee, hanitty, and palin.
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Old 07-06-2009
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

I think she had a sudden burst of introspection, when she realized she isn't qualified to lead a Girl Scout troop
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

About as qualified as Obama. That guy can't even take questions w/o getting the questions presubmitted and reading the answer from a teleprompter. He also doesn't have a clue as to what a budget is. At least she had real executive experience when she was running. Obama was just the most jr. of jrs and voted "present" for all his votes.
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

Because quitting is the new "caring".
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Re: Why is Sarah really quitting?

Well the fact that she thinks quitting the governorship is doing a service to Alaskans, I can only agree with her on that point.
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