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11-06-2005
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 "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!" 
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11-06-2005
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It's a clip out of a bigger picture of the tomato wars.
Oops... Ignore that, please.
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11-07-2005
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Well I would suppose the point of the thread was to act a little ignorant and stupid. And its accomplished that - so it gets 5 stars for staying on topic...which is nothing. its like a big seinfeld episode.
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11-07-2005
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FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Who knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen.
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11-10-2005
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Cool! We're learning to follow directions cuz we've ignored this thread for 2 days in a row.
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
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11-10-2005
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I managed to ignore this thread for 15 months, but that prayer was just too hilarious to let slide by. 
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11-10-2005
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and there you go again....sheesh Mrs. M...only lasted two days this time. *attempts glare* oh to hell with it, im too happy. 
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11-11-2005
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11-11-2005
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11-11-2005
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
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11-11-2005
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 He loves me!
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
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11-11-2005
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Now, put the gun down!
 Oh, and THIS avatar I shot out of my living room window. 
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