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    When life takes you to the end of the road, kick it into four wheel drive and make your own.


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    Good to see your still ignoring Mrs. M. I'm not! I refuse to ignore this thread anymore!

    *dances around like a fool*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miranda
    Good to see your still ignoring Mrs. M. I'm not! I refuse to ignore this thread anymore!

    *dances around like a fool*
    I like this thread cuz it brings out the rebel in me!!!!!





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    P.S.-I'm Jewish and celebrate Christmas. What can I say? It's just fun.

    P.P.S.-You actually can't have a post-script (or post post-script for that matter) without an initial script.

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    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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    Doctor J had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

    No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

    "Dr J, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single.

    Just let it go, Dr J."

    But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,

    whispering:

    Dr J...............................

    Dr J......................

    Dr J..........



    You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard".

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    If big boobed women work at Hooters...
    Where do one legged women work??




    (Give up?....Scroll down)






    I HOP!

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    You're sick, Spad!!!!!





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    Scroll down and you'll see Santa's willy!




















    You're gonna love this!!********** **

























    For Crying out loud.........Act your age........ there is no Santa, you pervert!





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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

    Or watch a white thing come out a chicken behind and think, "that ought to taste good."

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped buy the police and asked for you license, are you going to be smiling?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    What do you call male ballerinas?

    Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

    If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

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    Your grandmother's a spoon.

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    The first time I ever asked to go to the bathroom in elementry, I was told no. So, I shit myself. Just recently I danced on that old bitches grave.

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    Good for you, I support and fully endorse that action.

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    Re: Please ignore this post.

    Quote Originally Posted by Scruffy
    Your grandmother's a spoon.
    Your grandmother spoons. With me.
    First they came for the mimes, and I did not speak out, because I was a mime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkey_Left
    Your grandmother spoons. With me.
    THAT must be fun! She's been dead for about thirty years.
    Last edited by Spadplanter; 10-11-2008 at 10:26 PM.

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