Thread: Please ignore this post.

Originally Posted by Donkey_Left

If zombies have sex, is it still necrophilia?

Nope, it's "Assault with a Dead Weapon".

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk ks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, &and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

And; last, but not least!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

I win!!!! I ignored it the longest!!!!!

Originally Posted by jotathought

I win!!!! I ignored it the longest!!!!!

UGH!!!! I just have no willpower!!!!!!

Mrs. M, I think you've done the MOST ignoring of this thread. You get the prize!

Originally Posted by Spadplanter

THAT must be fun! She's been dead for about thirty years.

What's concidered excess?

Oh, God! I don't even want to THINK about going there. My GRANDMOTHER? Having SEX? They didn't do that at the turn of the Century. The stork delivered us.

I can't even imagine what it would take to have thirty year old corpses having sex.

Crystal!

This is WAY over the line! And you guys are still unsure about bodypainting??????????

Originally Posted by Spadplanter

Oh, God! I don't even want to THINK about going there. My GRANDMOTHER? Having SEX? They didn't do that at the turn of the Century. The stork delivered us.

I can't even imagine what it would take to have thirty year old corpses having sex.

Crystal!

This is WAY over the line! And you guys are still unsure about bodypainting??????????

haha! Scroll up old man! I was actually talking about your notice of the study done about women and vibes I may need to back away from the batteries or buy stock in Energizer

*breathes a sigh of relief*

You had me worried for a moment.

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P.S. What is this "Old Man" shit? You're as young as you feel.

Originally Posted by Spadplanter

*breathes a sigh of relief*

You had me worried for a moment.

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P.S. What is this "Old Man" shit? You're as young as you feel.

cool! I'll take that as I should buy stock in batteries. hmmm, maybe I'd be better off with the rechargable kind

Originally Posted by Crystal

cool! I'll take that as I should buy stock in batteries. hmmm, maybe I'd be better off with the rechargable kind

The new rechargeables are the ONLY way to go. NiMH. Cheaper and much more versatile. You can take them out of the vibrator and put them in the camera. I will go no further.

Originally Posted by Spadplanter

The new rechargeables are the ONLY way to go. NiMH. Cheaper and much more versatile. You can take them out of the vibrator and put them in the camera. I will go no further.

It's better to have enough batteries for both!!!

And some bodypaint.