I did have the bicycle thing on my computer but I can't seem to find it now. Will this one do?

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I

Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do

So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast

I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart

I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Lol! :d

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

Eli who????

23 - 0. Shut out!

Off to Chicago we go.

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

The Giants were clearly outplayed today which was good for me in that I didn't have to worry the whole game about who I wanted to see win since I like both QB's!

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Ahhh..Delhomme is a hoot when he gets fired up. Awesome to watch. I really thought we were going to have trouble winning this game, but as Tiki Barber said afterwards, "its like they were in our huddle".

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

WHAT POST???

Couldn't be, I haven't gotten any new messages lately (back atcha)

Whatcha lookin down here for.


don't cha know there is noting to see????



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OK, I'm gone.

I was kind of afraid this would happen but it's cool! I like the Panthers. Right now my Steelers are winning!!!!!!

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Whaoooo...had me going in the first quarter..it was ALLLL Steelers the 2nd half!!

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The government cannot give without first taking.

Yeah, that was a good game! Glad to see them pull it out, im not a bengals fan.

should we make a playoffs thread in the sports section?

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

Maybe we should! Everyone needs to make their predictions for the bowl, too.

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

I'm on it!

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

bonk?

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

George W. does JFK:

"There's this saying in Germany... or at least it's a saying in Texas, probably in Germany too, I am a Texan, or... uh... in Germany... Ich Bin Ein Berliner! Like they say in Texas... fool me once, shame on you, fool me in Berlin and you can't fool me again. The problem with the Germans is that they don't have a word for Berliner. That's... uh... that's why we need to make the Jelly donut higher! Make the jelly donut higher! I think it's safe to say that Saddam was not a Berliner... maybe he was from Berlin, but I don't think he was a Berliner, I think. That's why we had to invade Iraq, Saddam posed a threat to Berliners and Americans like you and me. Seldom is the question asked... is our children Berliners? God Bless y'all, God bless Berlin, God bless Texas, and God Bless America!"

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas