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Anybody remember "my first time"? About a kids first bicycle ride, but written to make it seem like a first sexual experience?

Anybody got it handy?
I did have the bicycle thing on my computer but I can't seem to find it now. Will this one do?

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I

Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do

So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast

I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart

I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow
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Lol! :d
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Eli who????

23 - 0. Shut out!

Off to Chicago we go.
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Eli who????

23 - 0. Shut out!

Off to Chicago we go.
The Giants were clearly outplayed today which was good for me in that I didn't have to worry the whole game about who I wanted to see win since I like both QB's!
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The Giants were clearly outplayed today which was good for me in that I didn't have to worry the whole game about who I wanted to see win since I like both QB's!

Ahhh..Delhomme is a hoot when he gets fired up. Awesome to watch. I really thought we were going to have trouble winning this game, but as Tiki Barber said afterwards, "its like they were in our huddle".
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I think you're right. I find it funny that no one actually ignored the post.

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WHAT POST???
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Oh sure, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Lemme tell you, Ben, or whatever your name is, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, nosirree. We'll get to the bottom of this thing, whatever it takes. you mark my words!

Has anyone considered this guy might be using this as some kind of code to communicate with terrorists? Or maybe aliens from another planet? Yikes!
Couldn't be, I haven't gotten any new messages lately (back atcha)
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WHAT POST???

Whatcha lookin down here for.


don't cha know there is noting to see????



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Ahhh..Delhomme is a hoot when he gets fired up. Awesome to watch. I really thought we were going to have trouble winning this game, but as Tiki Barber said afterwards, "its like they were in our huddle".
I was kind of afraid this would happen but it's cool! I like the Panthers. Right now my Steelers are winning!!!!!!
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Whaoooo...had me going in the first quarter..it was ALLLL Steelers the 2nd half!!
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Whaoooo...had me going in the first quarter..it was ALLLL Steelers the 2nd half!!

Yeah, that was a good game! Glad to see them pull it out, im not a bengals fan.

should we make a playoffs thread in the sports section?
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Yeah, that was a good game! Glad to see them pull it out, im not a bengals fan.

should we make a playoffs thread in the sports section?
Maybe we should! Everyone needs to make their predictions for the bowl, too.
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Maybe we should! Everyone needs to make their predictions for the bowl, too.

I'm on it!
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George W. does JFK:

"There's this saying in Germany... or at least it's a saying in Texas, probably in Germany too, I am a Texan, or... uh... in Germany... Ich Bin Ein Berliner! Like they say in Texas... fool me once, shame on you, fool me in Berlin and you can't fool me again. The problem with the Germans is that they don't have a word for Berliner. That's... uh... that's why we need to make the Jelly donut higher! Make the jelly donut higher! I think it's safe to say that Saddam was not a Berliner... maybe he was from Berlin, but I don't think he was a Berliner, I think. That's why we had to invade Iraq, Saddam posed a threat to Berliners and Americans like you and me. Seldom is the question asked... is our children Berliners? God Bless y'all, God bless Berlin, God bless Texas, and God Bless America!"
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