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Old 01-14-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

Just say no to drugs!
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Old 01-14-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

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Just say no to drugs!

Actually, thats just boredom. I think he would profit from a bong hit...i dont think i could post something that long if i were stoned.


DONKEY - DO DRUGS!
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Old 01-14-2006
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i dont think i could post something that long if i were stoned.
I could. Of course, it wouldn't be in a language native to Earth, but I could beat it for length.

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DONKEY - DO DRUGS!
just say yes?
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Old 01-20-2006
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"Drugs... my anti-bush"

*smirk*
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Old 01-20-2006
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Let haters hate! once hate will die,
when mankind wiser has become,
and heroism will have a new meaning,
that is: to help and not to murder.
In the chain we extend our fraternal hand
and greet you beyond sea and land,
you, brother in mankind. We do not hate.
Forward towards truth! Forward towards light!

Let liars lie! - the lie will die.
Once better days will come,
when to our grandchildren our time will seem
no more than a faded tale.
In our circle the lie is dead.
Through the night we see the approaching dawn
and prepare the way and have no dread.
Forward towards truth! Forward towards light!

Let glasses tinkle on the solstice!
Everything in the world is turning.
The ruler of today, tomorrow's nothing.
What is life but a becoming.
We see the goal, where the sun rises,
where its rays give life to a new earth.
We turn towards the East our face:
Forward towards truth! Forward towards light!
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Old 01-21-2006
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Huh??
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Old 01-22-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

since anything goes in this thread may I just say a certain ACC team got taken down yesterday, FINALLY! Yeah yeah, it was Georgetown that took them down, that's fine.

i must really be a tarheel fan, because i just love seeing duke get knocked off that pedestal, along with the criminoles.


still ignoring and getting ready to watch some football!
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Old 01-25-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

I haven't not ignored this thread in two weeks so I'll do it now.

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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they
strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E , you know ; "Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. "

The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know ; " Double Income, No Kids, Yet ."

The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B, you know ; " Rich, Urban, Biker "

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know ; " Double Income, Little
Dog Owner. "

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know ; " Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."


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Old 01-25-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

I just read this entire thread. It was like an intellectual version of extreme sports. At least I learned where the 'I <3' signatures came from.

Now that I've been christened in the thread of ignorance, any chance I could get one for myself? I don't really care who.

So long as it's a super fine lady.

Or a super fine dude. I'm not very particular.

But no fat chicks.
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Old 01-25-2006
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I just read this entire thread. It was like an intellectual version of extreme sports. At least I learned where the 'I <3' signatures came from.

Now that I've been christened in the thread of ignorance, any chance I could get one for myself? I don't really care who.

So long as it's a super fine lady.

Or a super fine dude. I'm not very particular.

But no fat chicks.
LOL. This might be the longest active thread on the main forum---08-12-2004. Benjamin was still 'gtbecpc' when he started it.
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Old 01-29-2006
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Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
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Old 01-29-2006
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I just read this entire thread. It was like an intellectual version of extreme sports. At least I learned where the 'I <3' signatures came from.

Now that I've been christened in the thread of ignorance, any chance I could get one for myself? I don't really care who.

So long as it's a super fine lady.

Or a super fine dude. I'm not very particular.

But no fat chicks.
Try PMing Crystal.
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Old 02-07-2006
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BoNk!
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Old 02-07-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

Does anybody know what the oldest post on this site is that you can still bring up?
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Old 02-07-2006
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It's the first ones Marc made.
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