I've been trying to ignore this thread since I started posting here, but today I finally succombed to the temptation.

Drugs Are Really Exciting

Thoughts from a Deranged Mind [not mine ]


1. Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet, and he/she won't bother you for weeks.



2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.



3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."



4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.



6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?



7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.



8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



.10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?



11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.



12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.



13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and

inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.



14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?



15. You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video, and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Are we still ignoring this thread?

MAtt

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De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum

Yes. Go away.

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

Are we supposed to ignore this thread intentionally or accidentally?

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Finally, everybody stopped posting on this thread.

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Election 2008 – Addicted to Placebos

Isn't that the point of ignoring it?

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Jeeez! What took us so long????

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Well we were trying...

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"We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell." - Oscar Wilde

Damn... foiled again.

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

Hey! Donkey! You managed to ignore it for a whole week! Congrats!

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Oh... I'm good.

Whoowoo.

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

Oh, quit bragging! Really! Remember, just because they say you're good doesn't necessarily make it true...they could just still be horny.

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

This could be true... haha.

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
Gospel of Thomas

No, it's genuine with me.

Dammit guys, I can't rely on you to ignore ANYTHING!!!

Ben

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To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

President Theodore Roosevelt
1918