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Old 09-09-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

Of course it does. That's why it's still up. The illuminati is keeping it here.
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All good socialists have villas in Southern France. That's not the point.
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Old 09-09-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

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Of course it does. That's why it's still up. The illuminati is keeping it here.
SHHHHH

I don't want you to disappear.
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Old 09-28-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

Porras, are you still here???? They haven't taken you away yet, have they?
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Old 09-28-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

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Porras, are you still here???? They haven't taken you away yet, have they?


This thread will still be here when I am 30 years old.

Wow.


Porras was taken away to where they are holding Tupac and Biggie. He's alright.
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Old 09-28-2006
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This thread will still be here when I am 30 years old.

Wow.


Porras was taken away to where they are holding Tupac and Biggie. He's alright.
LOL I'd swear your right!
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Old 09-29-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

I'm still here. I evaded them armed with nothing but my cunning and EasyCheese.

Stuff's really useful. That Macguyver Handbook I picked up was a better investment than I thought.
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Old 10-05-2006
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This thread will still be here when I am 30 years old.
Isn't that next week, young lady?
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Old 10-10-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

Ummmm, wonder if this is true...

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Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from
his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so
mad at him
she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's more embarrassing:
having your mistress find out you're married,
explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis,
or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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Re: Please ignore this post.

Wow. How does such a man end up with a wife and a mistress?
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Old 10-10-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

Bonk.
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Old 10-10-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

Is a lack of knowledge of a post equal the ignoring of a post? If so, I've been dutifully ignoring this post for well over a year.
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Old 10-24-2006
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Re: Please ignore this post.

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Is a lack of knowledge of a post equal the ignoring of a post? If so, I've been dutifully ignoring this post for well over a year.
I choose not to ignore it because I don't take kindly to someone young enough to be my son telling me what to do!
(Just kidding! The owners of the bar I work at are younger than me and my daughter is the asst. mgr. so I have to obey her. Luckily, we don't have many rules!!!!)
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Old 01-06-2007
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Re: Please ignore this post.

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Is a lack of knowledge of a post equal the ignoring of a post? If so, I've been dutifully ignoring this post for well over a year.
Now watch somebody come along and post in it and bring it back on page one again...
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Old 01-06-2007
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Now watch somebody come along and post in it and bring it back on page one again...
Damn you, Hank!!!! We were on a roll with this! I think we may have broken our record though so it's okay.
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Old 01-06-2007
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D'oh!
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