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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

Everyone thought I was hung.....and they was right!

(Name that movie)
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

There is nothing that we can all agree on.

Sorry to be a party pooper.
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

A lion could totally kick a bear's ass.
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

I'm horny too often. But not as much as Donkey.
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

A liger is pretty much everyones favorite beast.
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

A unicorn would slaughter a liger.
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

Model UN is for homos

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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

Women give sex to get love, men give love to get sex.
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

Women are crazy. Men are stupid.
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

dogs think humans are funny looking dogs
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

Limburger cheese stinks.

Sewage treatment facilities stink.

A nuclear waste site is a bad place to live.

It's hard to breath underwater.
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

This sentence is false.
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

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There is nothing that we can all agree on.
I think we all agree on that of course.




..... waitaminute.....
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

Lesbians are hot! (well, hot lesbians are hot at least).

Andrew
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Old 09-29-2009
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Re: In this topic, say something you think everybody on this forum can agree on

I'm the friendliest, most educated, balanced Stapo in this forum and as long as no other will sign up, I'm the best there is, best there was and best there ever will be.

Anyway Jefe is of course right, we probably all agree, that there is nothing we all can agree on.
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