> > A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got
> > a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
> >
> > He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said
> > she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
> > no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
> >
> > So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
> > soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was
> > still early, decided to go the party.
> >
> > Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought
> > she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> > acted when she was not with him.
> >
> > She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
> > around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he
> > could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
> >
> > His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
> > he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to
> > the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished,
> > naturally, since he was her husband.
> >
> > Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed..
> >
> > So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
> >
> > Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home,
> > put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> > explanation he would make for his behavior.
> >
> > She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what
> > kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know
> > I never have a good time when you're not there."
> >
> > - "Did you dance much ?"
> >
> > - "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there,
> > I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
> > den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe
> > what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."

P.S. Oh Yea;

Thanks for the loan of the costume Fred !!!
Your friend Skeptic1

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