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Southerners can be so polite!

Southerners can be so polite!


Overheard at Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 090R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 090R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land on runway 270L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 270L. - Allah is Great.." Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" from us -- "
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Re: Southerners can be so polite!


Nice and good one! Thx
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Re: Southerners can be so polite!

love it!
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Re: Southerners can be so polite!

The Navy is not as polite.
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Re: Southerners can be so polite!

LOL dead Muslims.
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