Southerners can be so polite!


Overheard at Atlanta's Hartsfield International Airport.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 090R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 090R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land on runway 270L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 270L. - Allah is Great.." Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" from us -- "

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Nice and good one! Thx

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love it!

The Navy is not as polite.

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January 21, 2013: The End of an ERROR.

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"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."
---Benjamin Franklin

LOL dead Muslims.

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