"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."
- Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"I got the money... and the yayo."
- Tony Montana, Scarface

"You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
- Peter Clemenza, Godfather

"PC Load Letter?!? What the fuck does that mean?!?"
- Michael Bolton, Office Space

"Fucking cops..."
- Verbal Kent, Usual Suspects

"I cannot send my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the entire country."
- Edward Longshanks, Braveheart

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"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."

-Thomas Jefferson

Chance favors the prepared mind.
Under Siege.

Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.
Riddick - Pitch Black

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"Did you bring the plastic men?" -The Salton Sea: Hobby Lobby Bobby

"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid." -Serenity: Jayne Cobb

And honorable mention from tv

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I'm gonna go get and beat you with until you realize who's in ruttin' command here." -Firefly: also Jayne Cobb

Honestly I could list pages just from Joss Whedon projects.

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During the journey we commonly forget its goal. Almost every profession is chosen as a means to an end but continued as an end in itself. Forgetting our objectives is the most frequent act of stupidity.
-Friedrich Nietzsche, The Wanderer and his Shadow

All good socialists have villas in Southern France. That's not the point.
-Eurosocialist

This is the greatest 7-1/2 minutes ever filmed:

Glen Garry Glen Ross

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For those who have fought to defend it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know...



If it wasn't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all...

Basically anything from Napoleon Dynamite, but here are a few of my extra favs:
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

"Do the chickens have large talons?
Do they have what?
Large talons.
I don't understand a word you just said."

"Hi, is Napoleon there?
Yes.
Can I talk to him?
You already are."

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

And from Gran Torino

"What are all you fish heads looking at?"

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Democrats are sexy. Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!" From Cool Hand Luke. "Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain." Frank Morgan. Wizard of Oz

Oops, almost forgot

"You're tearing me apart!"-Rebel Without A Cause, James Dean

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Democrats are sexy. Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

DIE HARD
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Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.



Short, sweet, to the point. Eloquent, in fact.

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The world could use more Stan Ovshinsky's

My all-time favorite:

"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. 'Mankind', that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!" -- Independence Day

Also from ID4:

"All right, you alien assholes! In the words of my generation: Up Yours!"

and

"If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?"

From Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Burt Reynolds, after Dolly Parton hands him a Speedo to put on:

"Be like putting two bowling balls in a marble bag."

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Following the same theme:

"You can do that?"

"Sure I can, Pop. All cable repairmen can".

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For those who have fought to defend it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know...



If it wasn't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all...

Answering "Doyle" why he is standing in the middle of the night at their bedside wielding a hammer: "I don't rightly know, I just kinda woke up a holdin' it" MmMmm.

"Karl..Will you ever kill anyone again"?____ "I don' reckon I ain't got no reason ta keel nobody"

And finally - "Karl, I ain't scared of you....what the fuck you doin with that...Karl...?"

SlingBlade...one of my favorites, if you haven't seen it - you won't be disappointed.

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The government cannot give without first taking.

“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don’t want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!” [Jack Nicholson, as Colonel Jessup]

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

Did you order the code red?!?

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"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."

-Thomas Jefferson

I am not used to people quoting that movie at such length.

EDIT: In reply to fishjoel.

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During the journey we commonly forget its goal. Almost every profession is chosen as a means to an end but continued as an end in itself. Forgetting our objectives is the most frequent act of stupidity.
-Friedrich Nietzsche, The Wanderer and his Shadow

All good socialists have villas in Southern France. That's not the point.
-Eurosocialist

"Now watch this drive" by George W Bush, in F'911.

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