"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

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Democrats are sexy. Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

"You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel. You're fucking psychotic."

"Now I've seen a lot of bullshit. Angel dust. Switchblades. Sexually perverse photography exibits involving tennis rackets."

- Heathers

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

"Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person?

(Stunned silence and an oh shit look on the face of an utter dipshit)

Good luck." - Lucius Fox, The Dark Knight

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He's come to save the day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94

"Why so serious?"

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

"And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does." - Groucho Marx

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mutha-fucka, mutha-fucka!" - Pulp Fiction

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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb discussing what's for dinner.
Liberty is a well armed lamb willing to contest the majority decision!" ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice Doggie! while you're looking for a rock. ~ Wynn Catlin
"There are no innocent civilians." - Gerneral Curtis Lemay. A.K.A Bombs away Lemay

"Don't worry, I've got you.

You've got me... Who has you?!?" Superman and Lois Lane, Superman

"Leave her alone you bitch!" Ellen Ripley, Aliens

"Men get arrested. Dogs get put down." Rorschach, Watchmen

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He's come to save the day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94

Kinda long but oh well..

"Everybody knows you never go full retard.....Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed..." - Tropic Thunder

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

"Nobody likes Miranda. Everyone hates her. It's natural because she is so unlikeable. That's why everyone hates her."

-From the movie I'm writing called "Everybody Hates Miranda". :P

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

Have you been talking to my Mother?

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

Maybe.....

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

Billy Madison
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Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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The world could use more Stan Ovshinsky's

"Ah, now you are dangerous."
- Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker."
- Die Hard 1

"What is Jerusalem worth?

Nothing.... Everything!"
-Kingdom of Heaven.

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"A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent."
-John Calvin

From the same movie, "What do you mean you people?"

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Democrats are sexy. Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".