"Never rub another man's rhubarb!" - Batman: The Joker (Jack Nicholson)

"It's hot out....milk was a bad choice." - Anchorman: Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

"I'll have what she's having" When Harry Met Sally

"We'll make him an offer he can't refuse" The Godfather

"FOOD FIGHT !" Animal House

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" Gone with the Wind


Honorable mention from TV Land

"As God as my witness I didn't know turkeys coundn't fly" WKRP in Cincinatti

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Socialism doesn't create a rising tide that lifts all boats. It drains the lake and teaches the boat riders not to help themselves by rowing.

Jesus loves you, allah wants you dead

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."

Ayn Rand

"Gopher?"

"He's bonified!" --- Oh Brother Were Art Thou

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January 21, 2013: The End of an ERROR.

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become more corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters."
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."
---Benjamin Franklin

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me." - The Big Lebowski

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The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
Justice Louis D Brandeis

"Get out." - T-1000 to Chopper Pilot, Terminator 2

"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode VI

"Did not know who it was fucking with." Riddick after slaughtering a funky critter, Pitch Black

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He's come to save the day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94

"sonny, didn't your mama ever tell you not to break wind with your mouth? " Jack Warden in The White Buffalo

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Alizee Jacotay, the reason god invented hips

"Feel lucky, Punk? Well, do you?" --Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry.

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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ---P. J. O'Rourke

I like this quote.

"Did Dougie Houser just steal my car?" - Harold, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine... now lets see if you know how to 'handle' it." - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

"I have sampled every language, French is my favourite - fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your ass with silk, I love it." - The Merovingian, The Matrix Reloaded

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." - V, V for Vendetta

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He's come to save the day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94

Oh my, so many from the Big Lebowski.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. - Walter

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

Too long, I know, but:

"Radiation. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it’s bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too." - Repo Man

"Say Hello to my leetle friend"... Scarface
"And that is all I have to say about that" - Forest Gump
"Tell me I am a good man..that I deserved the life I lived" - Saving Private Ryan (hardly a dry eye anywhere after this line).

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The government cannot give without first taking.

YES!!! I was going to list that. Along with "Earn It"...still gets me.

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

"I'm getting to old for this Shit" by Danny Glover in any of the Lethal Weapons.

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Government Should Fear the People That Voted Them In!!

New Government=one that the President likes a GOP idea but then the Staff puts that Idea in a very DEEP HOLE.

Read HR143 get enlightment.

The Revolution Will not be Televised

"I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force." - Crimson Tide

"Hate to shatter your ego, but this ain't the first time I've had a gun pointed at me." - Pulp Fiction

"That's my philosophy: a hundred dollar shine and a three dollar pair of boots." - Stripes

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