I got you a Zombie Hello Kitty cake.



Hope its a good one!

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

yes happy birthday whipper snapper...another scorpio eh? ...

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"The captain has turned off the `No Dubbing' sign. You are free to speak any language you choose."

Well, this is a tad embarrassing, I didn't realize Miranda had already taken care of the cake.




Happy Birthday anyways!!!

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Democrats are sexy. Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

Happy birthday.

*shudders at the idea of both cakes*

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During the journey we commonly forget its goal. Almost every profession is chosen as a means to an end but continued as an end in itself. Forgetting our objectives is the most frequent act of stupidity.
-Friedrich Nietzsche, The Wanderer and his Shadow

All good socialists have villas in Southern France. That's not the point.
-Eurosocialist

why is the one on the right grabbing the breast of the one on the left? Oh wait, does somone come out of the cake!!!!!???!! Speak, you lucky man.....

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"The captain has turned off the `No Dubbing' sign. You are free to speak any language you choose."

Happy Birthday, snazzy guy!

Aw, you guys are making me blush.

Thanks for the cakes. They....take the cake.

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Cheers! Have a fun one.

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The world could use more Stan Ovshinsky's

Congrats!

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The intellectual journey that had began with Copernicus displacing humans from the centre of the Universe and continued with Darwin’s insistence that humans are merely modified monkeys has finally focused in on the very essence of life. And there was nothing special about it. The double helix is an elegant structure, but its message is downright prosaic: life is simply a matter of chemistry.
- James Watson

Have a good day!!

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Happy Birthday!

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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb discussing what's for dinner.
Liberty is a well armed lamb willing to contest the majority decision!" ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice Doggie! while you're looking for a rock. ~ Wynn Catlin
"There are no innocent civilians." - Gerneral Curtis Lemay. A.K.A Bombs away Lemay

'Appy birthday fella. i also got you a cake. But I ate it.

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happy thanksgiving, speakeasy.

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"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine

I warned you about that after you eated my cookie!!

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Democrats are sexy. Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

Damn Speakeasy............you musta read my mind, when you sling those posts at me, I mutter "grow the fuck up". Happy Birthday!

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