The World's Shortest Books




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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

By Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

By Dr. J.. Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLER

By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

By Ted Kennedy


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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton,

with introductions

By Gary Hart

and

John Edwards


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MY ADVENTURES ON THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL



By Gov. Mark Stanford

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AND, JUST RELEASED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi

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