Here's a little game I've had in mind for awhile now. Everybody posts the most shameless, blatantly untrue, stupid, and funny partisan statements they can come up with about whichever party. The more stereotype based and hyperbolic, the better.

So, a hardcore right winger might post, say, "Democrats favor abortion rights because they want to eat dead babies."

A hardcore left winger might post, say, "Republicans want to pass a law which makes it legal and compulsory for Christians to beat atheists with a mallet shaped like a crucifix on an hourly basis."

Okay, I'm not that funny, but you get the idea. I ran this by a mod before posting it, and was told as long as there are no personal attacks, this is fine. BE YE FOREWARNED, THOSE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR, THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR THINE EYES!

Okay...GO!

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Liberals want gay marriage so they can perform Droit de seigneur - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia AKA "prima nocta" mentioned in the movie Braveheart

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A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

Barack Obama is the love child of Bill Clinton and Rosa Parks...

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For those who have fought to defend it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know...



If it wasn't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all...

Rightwingers think Obama is a socialist, a communist, anti-capitalist, racist, born in Kenya, a bad speaker without a teleprompter, and a freedom-hating muslim.

Rightwingers firmly believe government is completely incompetent and corrupt. Then they get elected and prove it.

(I know those aren't original but they're pretty much along the lines of the topic)

Obama is a robot...controlled by Chavez.

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The government cannot give without first taking.

members of the green party have sex with trees.

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"My country is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine

Bush planned 9/11 while feasting upon babies smothered in mustard.

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

Obama is literally a Muppet with Pelosi's hand up his ass.

Cheney's artificial heart is made from the bones of innocent children and powered by the souls of a thousand virgins.

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Rightwingers love killing Muslims.

Leftwingers love killing unborn Muslims.

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Nancy Pelosi cares about us.

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The government cannot give without first taking.

Not only did Bush blow up the levees, he made the bombs himself.

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

Bush often watches films of the people suffering in New Orleans to cheer him up.

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The government cannot give without first taking.

Libertarians are for mandatory sex with children!

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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb discussing what's for dinner.
Liberty is a well armed lamb willing to contest the majority decision!" ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice Doggie! while you're looking for a rock. ~ Wynn Catlin
"There are no innocent civilians." - Gerneral Curtis Lemay. A.K.A Bombs away Lemay

Democrats dream of Lenin every night.

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The government cannot give without first taking.

Nancy Pelosi was the product of a sexual encounter between Joseph Stallin and Bozo the Clown.

Republicans have come up with a device which uses the misery of the poor to print hundred dollar bills.

Democrats have come up with a device which uses marajuana vapors to print absentee ballots.

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