Thread: Texting for Old Folks

Had a fellow employee send this, I know it will come in handy for me:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Since you're slammin the old folks, I'm going to join in with a joke.

Bob was living in a nursing home and still pretty horny for a 88 yr old. Since he wasn't healthy enough for "real" sex, he found a willing woman patient who would come to his room and jerk him off every afternoon. Once day she came to his room and the door was cracked. She peeped inside and Bob had another woman patient doing her duties! she left and returned to Bob's room later in the day. She said "I saw you in here with Sally, why have you taken up with her, what's she got that I don't have?"

He replied "Parkinsons".

I know, I know, thats a bad one.