Just a well know secret I have for ya, finns are one of the fattest people in Europe, so there is that flaw in your grand design. I bet you are after our trees!!! I just know it!! I bet you are going to copy the big vacuum cleaner from the movie Spaceballs to get the trees and our pure air. But know this.. we will fight to the last swede!!

The Maltese are the fattest in Europe followed by the Greeks.

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Man has survived hitherto because he was too ignorant to know how to realize his wishes. Now that he can realize them, he must either change them or perish. William Carlos Williams (1883-1963)

I bet the Egyptians, the Romans, the Normans, the French, the Dutch, the British, and every other great nation in history, thought that they were invincible at one time too.........

But none of them had........THE BOMB Bwa! Ha! Ha!

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"Peace is our Profession"

"Human law must rest its authority ultimately upon the authority of that law which is Divine. . . . Far from being rivals or enemies, religion and law are twin sisters, friends, and mutual assistants.
" - James Wilson, U. S. Supreme Court Justice and Signer of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution

Hmmm your trees? Na I don't think so, we have all those beautiful Canadian trees just to the north of us and the transportation costs, not to mention the cost of building that giant vacum cleaner makes your trees too expensive. I will admit though I hadn't realized your women were over weight. Dam those Hollywood types anyway I think our entire plan was predicated on that stereotype. Oh well back to the drawing board. I am sure the fact that the Swedes don't have to worry about your defense will make them rest a little easier.


(I loved the fight to the last swede bit.)

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The universe grows smaller every day and the threat of aggression by any group anywhere can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all or no one is secure... - Klaatu

I dislike trees. I think all forests should be cut down and
replaced with asphalt and cement. Ultimatums should be
sent to places such as Finland to start chopping or face
the consequences. Then we will do your chopping for you.
If the Swedes get in the way so much the worse for them.

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Oh Dr. I don't think I would dismiss the Swedes just yet. Apperantly though we won't be using that way cool giant vacum cleaner.

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The universe grows smaller every day and the threat of aggression by any group anywhere can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all or no one is secure... - Klaatu

I thought that invaders always demand something like trees, all the water and clean air etc..
(according to the documentary series "V" at least). And alien invaders never mentioned anything about transport costs.

What no giant vacuum cleaner.. what a disappointment, so we won't see Cheney, Bush and Rumsfeld chanting "suck, suck, suck".

Ha...the only good looking woman you have are made of plastic.

Btw, U.S soldiers would probably rape all the beautiful woman in Europe (as usual) when they come here, not knowing that we have equipped them with razor blades in their vaginas.

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Now that would be a great advantage for Danish farmers.

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January the 20th 2009. The day I started to respect America!

I'm sure some of the women would prefer it to having sex with some male europeans.

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Anyone who thinks freedom comes cheap, please put the blindfold on and stand against the wall.

IT IS TIME for Americans to take back the country and start a new government.

Nah, they already know that Findland sucks.

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843rd Bomb Wing - Strategic Air Command
"Peace is our Profession"

"Human law must rest its authority ultimately upon the authority of that law which is Divine. . . . Far from being rivals or enemies, religion and law are twin sisters, friends, and mutual assistants.
" - James Wilson, U. S. Supreme Court Justice and Signer of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution

So that's how you perform circumcisions in Europe.

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843rd Bomb Wing - Strategic Air Command
"Peace is our Profession"

"Human law must rest its authority ultimately upon the authority of that law which is Divine. . . . Far from being rivals or enemies, religion and law are twin sisters, friends, and mutual assistants.
" - James Wilson, U. S. Supreme Court Justice and Signer of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution

See Doctor and you wondered why we were simply by passing the Danes. It just isn't worth it when we can bring our magnificance to so many others who are more deserving, whether they want it or not.

We had a perfectly good comedic tale going and he had to chime in. Perhaps we do need to include Denmark, if for no other reason than to teach them the fine art of comedy. I bet they are Jerry Lewis fans, which would explain the lack of a funny bone.

Hmm based on JP's response he must be a Jerry Lewis fan as well. Well we in Michigan make exceptions for those less fortunates who have to live on the east side of the state.

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The universe grows smaller every day and the threat of aggression by any group anywhere can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all or no one is secure... - Klaatu

China's population + Russia's technology = big problems for the USA.