Poor Willie can't seem to catch a break anywhere!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Musi....ap/index.html

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

OMG, Willie had weed? Whatever is this world coming to?



Matt

A pound & a half, plus shrooms. The man knows how to party.

I love this song by Toby Keith:

I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again


I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and passed him around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose
The party was Vegas it was after the show.
Alone in the front lounge with just me and him,
With one parting puff grim creeper set in.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes
I know ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Yea, no shit! And what is he, like 113 years old?

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Man, I wanna party with Willie

He is at it again...or still?

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Free People/Free Markets

Following the Path of the Beam

My first thought seeing the headline on the TV "Fuckin Duh!"

Anyway, I saw Toby Keith on the Daily show.. (was it the daily show, I think it was) and he was talking about that, funny stuff.

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I would have been more surprised if they stopped Willie's bus and hadn't found any weed..........

Matt

Did you see Tommy Chong on Leno when he was talking about when the feds came to his house to arrest him for marketing bongs on the internet? They asked him if he had any drugs inside his home before they seached and he said "Dude???????????...........I'm Tommy Chong"

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I must be a liberal.

Yesterday's Times-Picayune editorial cartoon

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"