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Old 04-01-2008
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Hillary Drops Out!

Amid pressure from numerous party insiders, and a severe deficit in the delegate race against rival Barack Obama, the Clinton campaign has given this announcement:



"Happy April Fools!"
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

Whew!!!!!!!!!!!1
Damn......I am to meet President Clinton tomorrow...(not fooling)...I was gonna be veeery disappointed!
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

you would?
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you would?
Hey it is a former President...how often do you get to shake hands with the most powerful man on earth?
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

Haha ... You got me.
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

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Whew!!!!!!!!!!!1
Damn......I am to meet President Clinton tomorrow...(not fooling)...I was gonna be veeery disappointed!
What are you kidding? He would have been thrilled if she'd have dropped out! He would be happy if no Dem won the WH for the next 20 years, that way his horny legacy would look a little better. Enjoy your meal with him.
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Haha ... You got me.
Me too.

I was thinking "How could I have missed THIS ?"

Hill-o-beans will float off to a burrito farm EVENTUALLY, just not yet.
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Hey it is a former President...how often do you get to shake hands with the most powerful man on earth?
I guess thats true, but for god sakes, wash up afterwards...
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

April fools immediately came to mind as soon as I saw the title.

Only a fool would believe that Hillary would throw in the towel before June.
Hell, she may never thrown in the towel even if she loses at the convention.

She has promised us that she's going to fight until the bitter end. I believe her.
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Hey it is a former President...how often do you get to shake hands with the most powerful man on earth?
I wonder how Monica feels about blowing a former President?

I wonder how it feels to be raped by one?

Or physically sexually abused?

To be honest, I wouldn't shake that SOB hand. Spit in it is more like it.
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

Oh man, Imp telling Iam to wash up afterwards and you talk about Hillary throwing towels LBS....

If ever there was a use for a "throwing up" smiley now is it.
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

Hillary is a fighter. No April 1st joke will convince her to quit. On the other hand, Obama would not rather have had an opponent that throws up the towel so easily. Without bone and blood be spilled all around.
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

BBC NEWS | Americas | Clinton will fight 'like Rocky'

Doesn't rocky lose in the first film?
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BBC NEWS | Americas | Clinton will fight 'like Rocky'

Doesn't rocky lose in the first film?
lol... yes, and to an African American opponent, by decision, after a long fight.

Seems an apt metaphor
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Re: Hillary Drops Out!

Yeah but doesn't he win afterwards (more than once too?)

I'd rather she won now for 4 years and then we were done with her tbh.
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