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Originally Posted by Lost Soul
Once again you attack me for posting the my opinion.
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How do you figure? You griped and bitched about nonexistent "schoolyard insults" on my part, to which I responded with appreciation for the reference you used and recognition of your general whiny tone. I'm not really sure how that constitutes any "attack".
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Little man, I don't whine.
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"Little man"?

Speaking of "schoolyard insults", with emphasis on the "schoolyard". And, as for you not whining... from your lips to God's ears. If it makes you feel better to overcompensate for your previous tone in this thread with transparent blustering, don't let me stand in your way. Tell you what. Since I'm feeling in a generous mood, I'll do you one better and hold your hand on your way:
Of course you don't whine! You simply tell it like it is, the way a
real man does. By endlessly complaining that you're being treated unfairly. After freely dishing out terms like "libtard" to other posters and then getting sniffly when people get sarcastic toward you. All the while, in a generally and endlessly plaintive tenor. That's the sort of behavior that conjures images of Davey Crocket and Paul Bunyan in my head.
So, there you have it. Here I sit with my 5 foot tall, diminutive frame, sickly demeanor, general difficulty with women, inability to make money in life, and bad memories of all the athletes picking on me in my youth because I liked to finger-paint (I hope I'm not leaving out any of the other bits of virile cleverness no doubt poised to leap forth from your keyboard, probably on its way to hunt down some bad guys), and I'm taking it all out on big strapping men that come along with real man-truth in order to compensate for my real-life, little-man deficiencies. If I could only get laid and get the image of Davey Smith from down the street making fun of me for wearing a dress to school that one time out of my head, I'd surely have no qualm with your incredibly truthful, no-nonsense opinions about why Obama is a communist doo-doo head. Plainly, the failing here has been mine all along.
Does it make you feel good to know that? Because making sure that you feel actualized, empowered, and always agreed-with is why I'm here. I can assure you that I'm interested in providing you with the feel-good, politically correct responses to your various thoughts that you desperately crave in, of course, the toughest possible fashion.
Now that we've established our relative roles in society and cleared up this unfortunate miscommunication where I got the misguided sense that you were doing anything other than kicking ass, taking names, chewing nails, and shooting wild game, do you have anything to add to your original post, which kicked off the 500th or so interesting, different, and never-repetitive thread in which you make a super-hardcore showing of not liking Obama for the reason of the day? Did you curse anyone out at your office for agreeing with Barack Obama? Because that would make a great story.
Or, perhaps you could share why you think Obama is worse. I'm looking for a strong, sturdy opinion of him myself, and I was wondering if you think it's worse that he's going to enslave American children and force them to learn Spanish at the tip of an anthrax ridden rusty knife, or whether it's worse that he's going to allow his Arab roots to show and make us all learn to speak Arabic at the same knife's point, of course. I think settling that issue, once and for all, is the only thing that can save the site from level of ruination to which I've brought it.
Your always objective and reasonable, yet incredibly macho, opinion is eagerly awaited by the sniveling masses that include myself. Any pictures you could post of someone like Sylvester Stalone in "Rambo" or Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Predator" would probably help me get a visual bead on intelligent discourse as well.