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Re: Michael Moore proves he's a total douche
come on. jez. Moron's been hiding under a rock ever since Kerry lost. this is his big chance to jump on stage and drop his pants and moon America with the biggest fat ass in medical history. when its over its back under the rock. he knows god????
the Moron on Osama. Democrats Could Blow It.........(again!???!!!) link What’s the difference between Michael Moore and an elephant?
About 50 pounds. What happened when Michael Moore went to the beach? People kept trying to push him back into the water. What happened when Michael Moore went to the zoo? People kept throwing him peanuts. What happened when Michael Moore went to the circus? People kept trying to get him to stand up and turn on a platform. What happened when Michael Moore went to a Thanksgiving Day parade? People kept trying to tie towropes to him. What happened when Michael Moore was floating in the ocean? Spain claimed him for the new world. When happened when Michael Moore was born? They smashed a bottle of champagne against his side. When Michael Moore was in school, what did he use to carry his lunch money? An armored car. Why doesn’t Michael Moore drive on freeways? He keeps getting waved into the scales. Why does Michael Moore wear shirts? To hide his harpoon scars. How do you clean a tunnel? Tie a rope around Michael Moore and drag him through. What’s the difference between Michael Moore and Godzilla? One’s a big, ugly monster and the other appears in Japanese films. Why does Michael Moore hate America? Just look at what growing up there did to him. How do we know Michael Moore is from Flint? What other city could produce such a slob? What’s the difference between Michael Moore and Adolph Hitler? Hitler was devoted to his country. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Why didn't the Gore campaign bring that up at the Supreme Court? What about disenfranchisement of black voters? And why did no Democratic Senator co-sponsor any of twenty Democratic Representative's objections to certification of the electoral vote? No fight in them? Is disenfranchisement of black voters a non-issue for Democratic Senators? And why shouldn't Nader have said fuck you to Gore, considering the way the Democrats worked to shut him out of the debates?
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Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? --Hunter S. Thompson Last edited by Pogo; 08-31-2008 at 04:38 PM. |
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In fact, Moore did a horrible job connecting the dots that he could have--he merely pointed in ten seconds that it happened and pointed to Katherine Harris and all the Bushes and SCOTUS GOPers as playing a role so it wound up accusational rather than documentary. In fact, he didn't touch on any of the alleged irregularities anywhere, just accused. Now, ask yourself why he did that--just accuse across the board in conspiracy fashion and not explain. By doing that in drive-by hitjob fashion rather than show, he was looking for shit stirring--getting GOPers to fire back, counterattack, deny, etc, and letting the left and right overstate, obfuscate, etc about who did what...the whole back and forth shebang. That's what sells his movies. Otherwise, it's just another Dateline and PBS documentary. His hitjob movie motivated the right more than the left because the right used him as the strawman for the left and the dartboard to get even ("I'll show you Micheal Moore! I'm voting for Bush and getting my buddies to do so too!"). The left and anti-Bush disgruntled people were already voting for Kerry. And none of that goes toward explaining his own role in 2000. Who then and since have been giving funds and other help to Nader? The Dem or GOP funders? He knew that, he knew Nader's effect, and he was a part of it. And it never was in his movie, something that also aggravated the right and motivated them too with its one-sided and half-truthed attack by a guy who had no standing to talk smack about them. Moore has made a boatload of money because Bush has won twice. Bush is the gift that keeps on giving. Moore knew that. If he really cared about his supposed 'issues' he would never have intentionally sought to spoil Gore. He said directly in 2000 that Bush would be a horrible POTUS, the pits of the pits. And he helped him win, and that's exactly what he's been getting rich capitalising upon. He isn't going to make as much visibility and money if Obama wins either, which is why I suspect he'll say things like he did here once again to stir shit and motivate the right and get them to use him as a strawman for the left, and leaving right and left fighting and accusing each other. He's likely already thinking of his next movie with a McCain win "Toilet Bowl II, the Overflow" or something similarly snarky, with all the stirrings once again and cashing in on fame, money, etc. He sells controversy, and he needs controversy to sell.
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Re: Michael Moore proves he's a total douche
doesnt surprise me this guy has been his talking head since day one, hell he does spots for Bill Maher i watched that today and as i stated on another thread, he fucking used a whole bottle of KY jerking off to a dedication of highlights set to music for the DNC convention. He had a fucking tear in his eye after it was played.... the fucking guy annoys me so much i wont watch NBC football for his fucking ass is on the halftime show........how anyone can like this guy watch his show and not think dude is fucking a obamaite is beyond me..... wait ..... there are some on here........who love this dude,..... fucking weird
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Exactly. The rep party has become what the dem party was, and, the dem party has become openly socialist. The entire landscape has moved drastically to the left. I think it's caused by global warming somehow. I haven't worked out the details of my theory yet.
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that's like asking do you want a nice trimmed steak or a 5000 lb fat burger
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What is interesting is why Coulter continues to have appearances on all of the cable networks....Moron that I know of is only a regular on MSNBC's liberal mouthpiece "Count Down"
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