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Old 08-31-2008
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Re: Michael Moore proves he's a total douche

come on. jez. Moron's been hiding under a rock ever since Kerry lost. this is his big chance to jump on stage and drop his pants and moon America with the biggest fat ass in medical history. when its over its back under the rock. he knows god????
the Moron on Osama. Democrats Could Blow It.........(again!???!!!) link

What’s the difference between Michael Moore and an elephant?
About 50 pounds.

What happened when Michael Moore went to the beach?
People kept trying to push him back into the water.

What happened when Michael Moore went to the zoo?
People kept throwing him peanuts.

What happened when Michael Moore went to the circus?
People kept trying to get him to stand up and turn on a platform.

What happened when Michael Moore went to a Thanksgiving Day parade?
People kept trying to tie towropes to him.

What happened when Michael Moore was floating in the ocean?
Spain claimed him for the new world.

When happened when Michael Moore was born?
They smashed a bottle of champagne against his side.

When Michael Moore was in school, what did he use to carry his lunch money?
An armored car.

Why doesn’t Michael Moore drive on freeways?
He keeps getting waved into the scales.

Why does Michael Moore wear shirts?
To hide his harpoon scars.

How do you clean a tunnel?
Tie a rope around Michael Moore and drag him through.

What’s the difference between Michael Moore and Godzilla?
One’s a big, ugly monster and the other appears in Japanese films.

Why does Michael Moore hate America?
Just look at what growing up there did to him.

How do we know Michael Moore is from Flint?
What other city could produce such a slob?

What’s the difference between Michael Moore and Adolph Hitler?
Hitler was devoted to his country.


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Old 08-31-2008
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Re: Michael Moore proves he's a total douche

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Hilarious. At least one Democrat knows they are crybabies.
That's him playing both the left and right. Moore is to the Dems and/or left what pastors with prostitutes are to the right.

That Moore letter in '04 was another chutzpah move, an attempt to pretend to be the Dem's top cheerleader and stir up the left/right rhetoric. It was also to fool the public and/or make them forget how he torpedoed the Dems in '00 by actively championing Nader. Google his '00 letters to Gore and you'll get the whole picture. With 'friends' like that, who needs enemies. His real deal was making a load of money and fame and name for himself.

That was all to fill the coin box for his movie. He starts off his Fahrenheit 9.11 movie portraying a Greek tragedy of 'Gore losing to a GOP fix' but hhhhmmmmm...remarkably forgets to include the big role he played in acquiring left leaning Dem and independent voters to Nader.

If it wasn't for Nader and Moore, Gore would have won. But backing Gore and seeing him win wouldn't have been good for the bottom line. So, he helped Bush win, pretending to be a champion of the 'real left.' That makes no issue sense, but it sure makes financial sense.

He turned around and used the Bush presidency he caused to stir the pot the other direction to make more money capitalising on the angsts of the Bush presidency with his films. Not just F911, but the others too. And the champion of the poor lives in some very nice pads as a result, charging high speaking fees to boot. He's the conciousless capitalist he claims to oppose and decry, a Gordon Gekko manipulating the stock market on 'Left Street.' The political right gets a phyrric victory by being maligned as part of his fiddle and playing right into his rhetoric too.
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Old 08-31-2008
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Re: Michael Moore proves he's a total douche

even the dems think moore is a dangerous insect that should be squished.
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Old 08-31-2008
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Re: Michael Moore proves he's a total douche

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That's him playing both the left and right. Moore is to the Dems and/or left what pastors with prostitutes are to the right.

That Moore letter in '04 was another chutzpah move, an attempt to pretend to be the Dem's top cheerleader and stir up the left/right rhetoric. It was also to fool the public and/or make them forget how he torpedoed the Dems in '00 by actively championing Nader. Google his '00 letters to Gore and you'll get the whole picture. With 'friends' like that, who needs enemies. His real deal was making a load of money and fame and name for himself.

That was all to fill the coin box for his movie. He starts off his Fahrenheit 9.11 movie portraying a Greek tragedy of 'Gore losing to a GOP fix' but hhhhmmmmm...remarkably forgets to include the big role he played in acquiring left leaning Dem and independent voters to Nader.

If it wasn't for Nader and Moore, Gore would have won. But backing Gore and seeing him win wouldn't have been good for the bottom line. So, he helped Bush win, pretending to be a champion of the 'real left.' That makes no issue sense, but it sure makes financial sense.

He turned around and used the Bush presidency he caused to stir the pot the other direction to make more money capitalising on the angsts of the Bush presidency with his films. Not just F911, but the others too. And the champion of the poor lives in some very nice pads as a result, charging high speaking fees to boot. He's the conciousless capitalist he claims to oppose and decry, a Gordon Gekko manipulating the stock market on 'Left Street.' The political right gets a phyrric victory by being maligned as part of his fiddle and playing right into his rhetoric too.
So what about Jeb's illegal scrubbing of Florida's voter list? Isn't it a fact that that damaged Gore a lot more than Nader did?

Why didn't the Gore campaign bring that up at the Supreme Court? What about disenfranchisement of black voters?

And why did no Democratic Senator co-sponsor any of twenty Democratic Representative's objections to certification of the electoral vote? No fight in them? Is disenfranchisement of black voters a non-issue for Democratic Senators?

And why shouldn't Nader have said fuck you to Gore, considering the way the Democrats worked to shut him out of the debates?
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I think their is a higher point here: MSNBC's premier prime time host predictably just chuckled along and of course didn't challenge a single word Moron stated.
Way to go MSNBC....hire the most partisan hack on the planet, a man proven dozens of times to both lie and distort to the American public - to appear on your show and give him a platform to vomit on everyone, and chuckle as he does so.
that was the point i wanted to make........ MSNBC is just fucking going way over the edge in slant
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that was the point i wanted to make........ MSNBC is just fucking going way over the edge in slant
Olberman commenting on Obama's speech.....he was trying to do is best Richard Burton impression.

It went something like this:

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OLBERMANN: Take pride that this nation can produce men as speakers such as that. For 42 minutes, not a sour note and spell binding throughout, in a way usually reserved for the creations of fiction. An extraordinary political statement, almost a fully realized tough, crisp, insistent speech.

In the tone and in the sense of cutting through the clutter, akin to the words that were given to the fictional title character in an Aaron sore kin film "The American President," only this "Cut the crap" moment is not fiction. This is the real thing out here.

I'd love to find something to criticize about it. You got anything?

MATTHEWS: No.

Glenn Beck - Current Events & Politics - Glenn Beck: Media blown away by Obama


When I heard it I almost lost it.
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So what about Jeb's illegal scrubbing of Florida's voter lists? Isn't it a fact that that damaged Gore a lot more than Nader did?

Why didn't the Gore campaign bring that up at the Supreme Court? What about disenfranchisement of black voters?

And why did no Democratic Senator co-sponsor any of twenty Democratic Representative's objections to certification of the electoral vote? No fight in them? Is disenfranchisement of black voters a non-issue for Democratic Senators?

And why shouldn't Nader have said fuck you to Gore, considering the way the Democrats worked to shut him out of the debates?
The scrubbing of a huge number of blacks from the rolls through intentionally substandard felon purgings (never mind it's one of the few states that even do purge felons even when their sentences are complete) was politically motivated disenfranchisement. In no manner whatsoever do I think that was kosher--it was pondscum to do that and a denial of the fundamental right to vote. People who shared common names often got purged even if their records of age, SS#, place of conviction, etc, easily signalled they weren't the same person but shared a name. Heck, black preachers were reporting they got purged as felons and found out only at the voting station.

In fact, Moore did a horrible job connecting the dots that he could have--he merely pointed in ten seconds that it happened and pointed to Katherine Harris and all the Bushes and SCOTUS GOPers as playing a role so it wound up accusational rather than documentary. In fact, he didn't touch on any of the alleged irregularities anywhere, just accused.

Now, ask yourself why he did that--just accuse across the board in conspiracy fashion and not explain. By doing that in drive-by hitjob fashion rather than show, he was looking for shit stirring--getting GOPers to fire back, counterattack, deny, etc, and letting the left and right overstate, obfuscate, etc about who did what...the whole back and forth shebang. That's what sells his movies. Otherwise, it's just another Dateline and PBS documentary.

His hitjob movie motivated the right more than the left because the right used him as the strawman for the left and the dartboard to get even ("I'll show you Micheal Moore! I'm voting for Bush and getting my buddies to do so too!"). The left and anti-Bush disgruntled people were already voting for Kerry.

And none of that goes toward explaining his own role in 2000. Who then and since have been giving funds and other help to Nader? The Dem or GOP funders? He knew that, he knew Nader's effect, and he was a part of it. And it never was in his movie, something that also aggravated the right and motivated them too with its one-sided and half-truthed attack by a guy who had no standing to talk smack about them.

Moore has made a boatload of money because Bush has won twice. Bush is the gift that keeps on giving. Moore knew that. If he really cared about his supposed 'issues' he would never have intentionally sought to spoil Gore. He said directly in 2000 that Bush would be a horrible POTUS, the pits of the pits. And he helped him win, and that's exactly what he's been getting rich capitalising upon.

He isn't going to make as much visibility and money if Obama wins either, which is why I suspect he'll say things like he did here once again to stir shit and motivate the right and get them to use him as a strawman for the left, and leaving right and left fighting and accusing each other.

He's likely already thinking of his next movie with a McCain win "Toilet Bowl II, the Overflow" or something similarly snarky, with all the stirrings once again and cashing in on fame, money, etc.

He sells controversy, and he needs controversy to sell.
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Olberman commenting on Obama's speech.....he was trying to do is best Richard Burton impression.

It went something like this:





When I heard it I almost lost it.
doesnt surprise me this guy has been his talking head since day one, hell he does spots for Bill Maher i watched that today and as i stated on another thread, he fucking used a whole bottle of KY jerking off to a dedication of highlights set to music for the DNC convention. He had a fucking tear in his eye after it was played.... the fucking guy annoys me so much i wont watch NBC football for his fucking ass is on the halftime show........how anyone can like this guy watch his show and not think dude is fucking a obamaite is beyond me..... wait ..... there are some on here........who love this dude,..... fucking weird
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doesnt surprise me this guy has been his talking head since day one, hell he does spots for Bill Maher i watched that today and as i stated on another thread, he fucking used a whole bottle of KY jerking off to a dedication of highlights set to music for the DNC convention. He had a fucking tear in his eye after it was played.... the fucking guy annoys me so much i wont watch NBC football for his fucking ass is on the halftime show........how anyone can like this guy watch his show and not think dude is fucking a obamaite is beyond me..... wait ..... there are some on here........who love this dude,..... fucking weird
That about sums it up.
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The Republicans are different, too. Our politics has degenerated because the American electorate fails miserably when it comes to holding politicians accountable. We're spectators, for the most part, which is antithetical to what a healthy democracy requires.
Exactly. The rep party has become what the dem party was, and, the dem party has become openly socialist. The entire landscape has moved drastically to the left. I think it's caused by global warming somehow. I haven't worked out the details of my theory yet.
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Exactly. The rep party has become what the dem party was, and, the dem party has become openly socialist. The entire landscape has moved drastically to the left. I think it's caused by global warming somehow. I haven't worked out the details of my theory yet.
It could be caused by el nino, or maybe sunspots. Don't forget those possible causes in formulating your theory.
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Re: Michael Moore proves he's a total douche

Jihad Gustov. just like Jihad Katrina...............
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Re: Michael Moore proves he's a total douche

Democrats have Michael Moore.

Republicans have Ann Coulter.

Seriously, which of the two is worse?
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Democrats have Michael Moore.

Republicans have Ann Coulter.

Seriously, which of the two is worse?
that's like asking do you want a nice trimmed steak or a 5000 lb fat burger
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Democrats have Michael Moore.

Republicans have Ann Coulter.

Seriously, which of the two is worse?
I would say Moron...Ann Coulter is dismissed by all but the most rabid conservatives...Michael Moron has a much larger audience.
What is interesting is why Coulter continues to have appearances on all of the cable networks....Moron that I know of is only a regular on MSNBC's liberal mouthpiece "Count Down"
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