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Old 03-22-2006
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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Hmmm... free 7 day trial, huh? Reminds me of my crack dealer.
But that's what I'm counting on

Seriously, though subscribing members do get soem awesome features that really make the boards eaiser to navigate and use.

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But if you act within the next thirty minutes, we'll double your order! That's right, you'll get TWO free juicers and TWO free chrome-plated swiss army knives AND we'll throw in a year's supply of band-aids!
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You mean it won't be just $19.95?
Y'all crack me up! Y'all know how great it is to use the forums as subscribing members. And I'm sure you get great use out of your juicers too
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Old 03-22-2006
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

The first 30 people to order this feature will also receive "Troll Away". This product has been endorsed by none other than Billy Mays - who brought you the bestselling "Flamer be Gone".



Troll Away dissipates forum trolls from a 30ft. range. Order now and take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer.
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Old 03-22-2006
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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You mean it won't be just $19.95?
Well, of course you've got to pay the $29.95 shipping and handling fee! But look at what you're getting!!!!!
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Old 03-22-2006
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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Sounds like a Ron Popeil scheme if I've ever heard one!! First it was the Formula 9 Spray hair system, then the Showtime Rotisserie .. now .. it's the Platinum Membership!!
No Way! What I have is SO much better then anything that Ron guy has! I have what you NEED!
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Old 03-22-2006
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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The first 30 people to order this feature will also receive "Troll Away". This product has been endorsed by non other than Billy Mays - who brought you the bestselling "Flamer be Gone".



Troll Away dissipates forum trolls from a 30ft. range. Order now and take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer.
I'll take a case!
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Old 03-22-2006
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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No Way! What I have is SO much better then anything that Ron guy has! I have what you NEED!
You might have what Jot needs but.....
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Old 03-22-2006
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You might have what Jot needs but.....
but what?
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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No Way! What I have is SO much better then anything that Ron guy has! I have what you NEED!

I know what we need! Someone who can really push a product. Someone who can entice you visually or scare the shit out of you into buying it. We need.....



Christie and Chuck!
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but what?
ummm...I'm just not into women!
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

lol....you know, its funny how fast things "take a turn" around here.

Either we all have horrible ADD or some serious sexual frustration.
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lol....you know, its funny how fast things "take a turn" around here.

Either we all have horrible ADD or some serious sexual frustration.
Well....my husband has been in the hospital for 17 days now!
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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Well....my husband has been in the hospital for 17 days now!
.... and I've been married for almost 13 years now ..
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Old 03-22-2006
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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Either we all have horrible ADD or some serious sexual frustration.
And now, "Let's go ride bikes!" has two different sarcastic meanings.
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Re: Enhance your USPO experience - Ask for a Sample Membership

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And now, "Let's go ride bikes!" has two different sarcastic meanings.

Ahh, I love that joke!
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Old 03-22-2006
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Ahh, I love that joke!
I don't get it.
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