me neither...I feel so left out. I was thinking maybe it's a joke only the cool kids understand.

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Hell, you're gonna have to ask Korimyr. I cant remember how it goes exactly....its been a while.

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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

It's an old lightbulb joke.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Let's go ride bikes!

And speaking of mental disabilities, I just tried to look at the rate schedule (and benefits) for Contributing Members and the chart's broken. Might want to fix it.

edit: Either that was really fast or the Internet is gaslighting me.

2nd edit: Hey, what level of subscription gives you Search and New Posts access?

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LOL, that's what I thought it was. A friend of mine used to tell that joke PERFECTLY. It helped that she was on ritalin I suppose..of course it wasn't exactly prescribed.

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

hahaha!

wrt broken link, You should be able to access http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/subscribe.htm , the links at the top of each column are broken but they take you to http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/forums/payments.php or you can go to User CP>under Miscellaneous>Paid Subscriptions to get to the same page. I don't know how to fix Marc's links.

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You get New Posts and Search with all subscription levels. And you can go ahead and think I'm lightening fast at fixing stuff

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I'm actually better at telling this one:

Q: How many Vietnam War veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: You don't know! You weren't there!

Actually got a little chuckle out of my Dad before he disowned me.

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I've had Platinum for a while now. I'm thinking of chucking it and just going back to being a freeloader. I need some incentive to stay (i.e. a date with an admin (not including O'Sullivan or Marc)).




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hehehe Should I add "Do you want a date with an admin?" to my sig?

I wonder if I could auction off a date with O'Sullivan and have all proceeds go to the site

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Just curious:

Do such formulations hold in front of a court trial in the US? No offence, but I am not sure if such understatement wouldnt be null and void here in Austria.

No offence however, just being curious...

I mean I allready tried it to explain the tax officer that I simply had pitty with those poor Polish workers and donated them a little bit connected with no obligation at all, and only because they were sooo thankfull, they made my new bathroom.... Damn the tax people just dont want to accept this... also at my new kitchen......

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ummm, maybe the lawyer (O'Sullivan) will be around later. I'm going to auction him off with all proceeds going to the site. If you win him, you can ask him

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Speaking of proceeds, how much did we rack up from the Moderator Calender? wphelan and I need that for beer money. We must grieve, both of our teams got the boot early.

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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

Maybe. I'm saving up for a date with yourself. If not, I'll settle for a hot night on the town with Marc. I hear he's quite dashing.

HA! The Lord Moderator calendar did amazingly well. It was a HOT gift item for the holiday season. I think we have enough money for Pabst for all (you are sharing, right?)

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I'm a cheap date. A six pack will get you far . Hey, wait a minute...maybe I shouldn't admit that...

Actually, scratch that...I must be wined and dined and, errr...maybe I shouldn't admit that either

First, I need a plane ticket. What are we gonna do?

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