What's the Irish curse?

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"Jesus said: I have cast fire upon the world, and behold I guard it until it is ablaze."
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It's the same as the Jewish curse.

O'Sullivan Bere, Are you trying to say PA has good green bud?

Here is an interesting thing, speaking of that.



What's Hawaii doing in the Gulf of Mexico?

What a shocker, lawyers don't shift well without incentives! :P

you're a bitch.

schwag my ass...sticky and frosted and not skunk thank you very much.

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Will USPO be offering family package deals or just the juicers? Also let me know when the action, I mean auction will begin

haha, Mom! If mom's joining the auction that means we're spending daddy's money! *does a little dance* I'll go ahead and admit to everyone that I am spoiled WOOHOO, mom's buying me some action!

Do we need a family deal? I'm afraid of what other family members will join. Just wait til y'all get to meet my DAD

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Dammit, when are we going to bid on the Irishman? My $40,000 is still waiting. I WANT TO WIN!!!!!

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Still waiting....interest growing on $40,000....need to win Irishman....what's wrong with Crystal....why did she get our hopes up....what a bitch.....

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

That's Bitch with a capital "B", thank you

Anyways, I've been busy babysitting the kindergartners that are running wild on the board. I'm sure you've seen them around.

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LOL I've definitely seen them around. Maybe giving some of them full access wasn't a good idea!!!!

Anyway, the Irishman title thingie says he's a hottie and is willing to go to the highest bidder. Well ladies, I got news for ya, Hurricane Katrina may have done me a favor because my SBA loan just went through.

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

This thread is cracking me up!!

Ben

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President Theodore Roosevelt
1918

BUMP!!!!

OK, so are we still auctioning off Sullivan or what? Donkey is about to go to college, so we need to get money for him ASAP.

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

I still have my money...I've been saving it for the auction. I MUST win! How long do I get to use the Irish stud if I pay $60,000? Keep in mind that I KNOW how good (and endowed) the Irishmen are and can tell you that one night will only whet my appetite! I think I should get him for at least a week, but don't worry, I'd return him. (I am happily married to an Irishman, ya know, so I wouldn't dream of keeping him!) He may be a little worn out but I'm sure he'd recover in a few months! Oh, and O'Sullivan, just remember that older women make beautiful lovers.

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

<me> wanders into thread, leaves rapidly, head spinning.....

I don't know...I remember something about CYDdharta, $5, and a non-alcoholic brew I'm not sure if the deal went through, so you may be getting used goods. However, I can assure you that the Irishman is still worth every penny. Although, I am trying to encourage him to drink more water, throwing in a case of diet coke might sweeten the deal.

BTW, I think I've lost control of the situation and need some back-up.

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