Were you getting too many nominations for statistical regularity?

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Left wing of the year....ahem

Not that she stands a chance with some of us about...

Not that I'm trying to campaign or anything but...

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Can we lobby for certain people in this thread or in the "Just For Fun" forum?

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Last year, that award would have been mine. These days...I tend to shy away from posting after 4 or 5 White Russians, etc.

Too much work for the mods the next day.

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You can do the Political Correctness routine here and clean up the title and dress it up in new clothes, but it is still the Assclown award. And I well remember the fallout.

So let's not kid ourselves.

Yes, like i said, it is indeed for all intents and purposes, the same thing...

Wha the reaction is from this one, is yet to be seen, but so far the awards and nominations have been very quiet and largely uneventful. (Hopefully it'll stay that way. )

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I thought about this for a while Ajax but no.

While it might add a few more nominations from folks, it would lead to various rule violations just without a single reply.

For example, if you start a thread, lobbying for someone to be given the steveox award, at best you're already baiting them, if not directly insulting them and that's just the first post in the thread.

It would cause a real headache for the mods, and that's exactly the sort of thing that everyone wants to avoid.

It may well lead to a few more nominations, but it would be the wrong way to go about it.

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Okay i am going to have to go through and explain each nomination, judging by some of the nominations we're getting!

Those both seem fairly self explanitory....


Alright, this means the poster who is the most drunk or posts while drunk the most.

This is for the poster who just can't type for shit. Makes mistakes all over the place, errors in punctuation, spelling and so on.

These seem fairly self explanitory, everyone seems to have gotten the grasp of them fairly well...

OK, now while this one may seem fairly simple, a lot of you are either taking the piss, or are just thick.

So i'll put it as diplomatically as i can:

It would be appreciated, if you could nominate male posters for the Mr USPO award, and females for the Miss/Mrs USPO award...(maybe i should have specified that at the start, but its too late now i guess).

It really looks kind of strange when the leading nominee for the Miss USPO award, is male!

Steveox= Stupid.

Thus, nominate the most stupid poster. (Haha, Stupid posters can't figure the title out!)

Next year, to make this easier the award will be re-named "forum dumbass".

Seem to have been understood fine...

This one seems to have drawn some real eyebrows, this is for the poster who is female, who was born a male. I.e. got a sex change...and those are the only boundaries in which nominations for this award will be accepted.

I probably could have worded this better. This is just basically for someone who behaves like some hard ass John Mclane/Chuck Norris type guy, thinks he can fight the whole word with his fist or says stuff like "i'll kill you all if you come near my guns" or anything of that nature, not just related to immigration.

Someone who just follows everyone else, never has opinions of their own (that they show) but just puppets someone else and behaves like a prostitute for them.


All seem fine...though for number 23, please don't nominate someone who hasn't been gone for very long...if they haven't posted in 6 months on the main forum or been online for that period of time (whichever one), it is acceptable. Before that is generally too short to determine whether they've left or not.

Now this is where things get a bit tricky:

No need to nominate for either of those awards, the first has a pre-set list of catergories, and the latter has already been awarded to someone, not by vote but rather by appointment.

Simple enough...

Only, if you nominate someone who has already been banned, their name won't make it onto the list, so if you did nominate someone for this award and they dont make it here, they you can read between the lines, if they're not on the final poll.

No need for nominations on this. It is a list of all the mods, whom will all be put up in a poll, amongst the final polls, for y'all to determine, which staff member you don't like, the most.

This is not to do with homosexuality. Its for the worst poster of the year, basically, an all around ass.

Hope that clears things up for y'all.

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Look, I had to nominate him for something. He's already a whiny enough bitch as it is, didnt want his feelings hurt.

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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

That is just one nomination, for one of the three male posters, and your nomination wasn't so much of a problem, its the 4 so far for another male poster which makes me wanna slap someone!

Anyway, all is fair in love and war, someone nominated you for Mr USPO...

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I can only guess who that may be...

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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

Hey, I say let the votes stand as is!!

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Yeah, i have no choice now, there wouldn't be enough nominations otherwise and we'd have 4 women (you included) tied with the same amount of votes.

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Yeeesssssss.

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