This thread needs Fresca.


Fresca muthafuckers!!!

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Next person to submit nominations decides who I permanently ban!

Not really, but that would be awesome.

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Shit!

I nominate you for Mr. USPO.


Ban yourself!

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

A&E used to be one of the classiest, most interesting channels on television.

Then they trundled off the high road in search of ratings and tumbled headfirst into a garbage can, following the precedent set by The Learning Channel (24 hours of makeover junk and crime shows) and The Discovery Channel (watch a python eat and digest a whole pig! )

Now Kirstie Alley will act out her physical and emotional and mental collapse as she has an on-screen tantrum, falls out of love with her inner child (again), becomes cosmically unaligned, eats 247 Snickers bars, 8 big macs and a coffee milk shake and then goes into shock - and we get to watch every gruesome minute LIVE!

How low can cable go? Pitiful stuff.

Thanks for the nominations we are getting btw, so far we have had around 40 altogether or so. (Got about 5 or 6 in the last 10 minutes with folks i'm PM'ing with. )

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Somebody else handed in their votes before you made that post...

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Ye gods - how many do you need?

Tim, I adore you.


And I completely agree. I do not have cable at the moment, but there are about 5 channels I would actually watch. A&E used to be one of them.

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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

Haha, well not all of them have nominated for all catergories, some for just like one or two. I'm assuming we're not gonna get any nominations from you Tim?

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The only really good shows on A&E are The First 48, Intervention and Hoarders. There was that one show about obsessive compulsive people, but I don't know if it's on anymore.

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I can't handle Intervention.

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"You know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you would do for a Klondike bar." - Unknown

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad." - Dave Barry

I like your comments too.

Yes - A&E used to be a default channel when there was nothing else on. That Biography show was very good and repeated about six times a day. No more...

But at least there is still CSPAN

This thread is gayer than AIDS.

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Courage, Truth, Honor, Fidelity, Discipline, Hospitality, Industriousness, Self-Reliance, Perseverance

Don't you have to get to your "final interview"?

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Intervention is a fantastic show. if anyone ever needs proof of why you should be careful with alcohol, cocaine, heroin, or any of the other substances people abuse on that show, all they have to do is watch one episode.

it's also interesting that no one ever has an intervention because they smoke too much weed...

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