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    Obama - Living In The Past?

    The President is in England. He and the First Lady were welcomed to Westminster Abbey; quite the momentous occasion. They signed the guest book.

    What does the Dipshit In Chief do? He dates the entry for a time when the stupid motherfucker wasn't even President:



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    This guy is an utter fucking embarrassment. First he buys the Queen an iPod; something that she could (and did) buy in any corner electronics store. Now, upon being invited to Westminster Abbey, he writes the wrong date.

    Now, before any idiot libs come here whining about him being "tired" (which was the excuse when Obama said he'd been to 57 States), I don't know of anyone who gets so exhausted through the performance of their job that they don't know what year it is.

    Can we keep this asswipe out of Great Britain, please? Every time he goes there, he fucks something up. Maybe now we know why he wasn't invited to the Royal Wedding. He probably would've brought a wedding gift for Prince Harry...

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    Huh.

    Well hopefully he gets the public option thing right this time then.

    Maybe the great one is giving us a clue.

    I googled "May 24 2008" and of course that was the day that Hillary said she would continue on with her campaign, no veep slot, but it was most notable for her RFK assassination gaffe where she said she was staying in the race until the end. She had said, "My husband didn't win the nomination until, what, the middle of June in California. RFK was assassinated in June."

    Now move up to May 24, 2011.

    That's the day Sarah Palin said that President Obama was only a "temporary leader" of the US.

    Of course every President is a temporary one, but the parallels in the implications of both ladies is interesting.

    On May 24, 2008, the price of a barrel of oil was at $132 and economists were having a fit about it. Exactly 3 years to the day, the price of a barrel of crude touched $100 throughout the day, and then settled just a smidge below that. Could Obama have had oil on the brain?

    On May 24, 2008, the infamous "Pig Farm" tornado hit OK. 3 years later, massive tornadoes hit again. Was Obama thinking about twisters?

    On May 24, 2008, David Beckham scored an amazing 70 yard goal and exactly 3 years later the President was in his home country. Coincidence? Who knows.

    But speaking of coincidence, it is rather interesting that the President, instead of going with a number having much to do with synchronicity, the idea of two exclusive events holding parallel likenesses to each other in some way, he chose a number having more to do with the infinite or the open possibility. I'm betting with the idea of assassination and temporariness put out by the two ladies that he didn't want to confirm it by writing 11 and therefore chose to write 08, as if to say, "I will go on forever", which would be appropriate since after all, he is a fucking God.

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    In any case Steve, maybe this means the President really isn't in England after all.

    Fuck the Birthers, I can't wait for the "Timers" who refuse to accept that Obama is actually living in the present.

    Maybe that's the Republican way of getting out of having to talk about why they want to abolish Medicare. The "Timers" movement will demand that Obama prove that he is actually living in the present.

    I can't wait to see if the President can't get DADT repealed even faster this time.

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    Re: Obama - Living In The Past?

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    The President is in England. He and the First Lady were welcomed to Westminster Abbey; quite the momentous occasion. They signed the guest book.

    What does the Dipshit In Chief do? He dates the entry for a time when the stupid motherfucker wasn't even President:
    So? It was a mistake. No one is perfect. I'm pretty sure Obama knows what year it is. Everyone makes a flub from time to time.

    Is Obama's presidency so perfect that the only straw you can grasp at is an honest mistake? Really?

    Sorry, pal. This is false outrage. I didn't even vote for Obama but I have to defend him on this one. Bashing and ridiculing him over what basically is a typo is beyond petty. Makes the attacker look extremely bias and desperate.

    There's quite a few things to be upset about regarding Obama's presidency. This is hardly one of them.
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    LOL I guess he thought that turning back the time would be appealing to conservative voters back home.
    Last edited by Malvolio; 05-25-2011 at 04:36 AM.

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    Yeah, I'm not seeing this as some kind of major fuck-up. It's embarrassing, but nowhere near as embarrassing as some the stuff Bush used to do.

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    Re: Obama - Living In The Past?

    I only think it's funny because his signature can only be read as a giant B.O.

    Now to really show how creative/immature I am, for public display, the B kinda looks like a penis and the O a vagina....

    (your pick on the creative or immature...maybe a little of both?)
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    Re: Obama - Living In The Past?

    Well, this confirms that he's stuck in permanent campaign mode.

    This is nothing to warrant outrage or even anger. Major effin concern, yeah. For him and/or our country, depending on one's priorities...
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    Re: Obama - Living In The Past?

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    The President is in England. He and the First Lady were welcomed to Westminster Abbey; quite the momentous occasion. They signed the guest book.

    What does the Dipshit In Chief do? He dates the entry for a time when the stupid motherfucker wasn't even President:



    Story

    This guy is an utter fucking embarrassment. First he buys the Queen an iPod; something that she could (and did) buy in any corner electronics store. Now, upon being invited to Westminster Abbey, he writes the wrong date.

    Now, before any idiot libs come here whining about him being "tired" (which was the excuse when Obama said he'd been to 57 States), I don't know of anyone who gets so exhausted through the performance of their job that they don't know what year it is.

    Can we keep this asswipe out of Great Britain, please? Every time he goes there, he fucks something up. Maybe now we know why he wasn't invited to the Royal Wedding. He probably would've brought a wedding gift for Prince Harry...

    Big F. . .deal!
    This is obviously an international catastrophy! An insult to the world, and most particularly Great Britain, right!

    Get a life!

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    Re: Obama - Living In The Past?

    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_inKarlate View Post
    Well, this confirms that he's stuck in permanent campaign mode.

    This is nothing to warrant outrage or even anger. Major effin concern, yeah. For him and/or our country, depending on one's priorities...
    Name a first term prez who was NOT in campaign mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malvolio View Post
    LOL I guess he thought that turning back the time would be appealing to conservative voters back home.

    I like that one!

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    don't take the bait, people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marcel View Post
    Huh.

    Well hopefully he gets the public option thing right this time then.

    Maybe the great one is giving us a clue.

    I googled "May 24 2008" and of course that was the day that Hillary said she would continue on with her campaign, no veep slot, but it was most notable for her RFK assassination gaffe where she said she was staying in the race until the end. She had said, "My husband didn't win the nomination until, what, the middle of June in California. RFK was assassinated in June."

    Now move up to May 24, 2011.

    That's the day Sarah Palin said that President Obama was only a "temporary leader" of the US.

    Of course every President is a temporary one, but the parallels in the implications of both ladies is interesting.

    On May 24, 2008, the price of a barrel of oil was at $132 and economists were having a fit about it. Exactly 3 years to the day, the price of a barrel of crude touched $100 throughout the day, and then settled just a smidge below that. Could Obama have had oil on the brain?

    On May 24, 2008, the infamous "Pig Farm" tornado hit OK. 3 years later, massive tornadoes hit again. Was Obama thinking about twisters?

    On May 24, 2008, David Beckham scored an amazing 70 yard goal and exactly 3 years later the President was in his home country. Coincidence? Who knows.

    But speaking of coincidence, it is rather interesting that the President, instead of going with a number having much to do with synchronicity, the idea of two exclusive events holding parallel likenesses to each other in some way, he chose a number having more to do with the infinite or the open possibility. I'm betting with the idea of assassination and temporariness put out by the two ladies that he didn't want to confirm it by writing 11 and therefore chose to write 08, as if to say, "I will go on forever", which would be appropriate since after all, he is a fucking God.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Marcel View Post
    In any case Steve, maybe this means the President really isn't in England after all.

    Fuck the Birthers, I can't wait for the "Timers" who refuse to accept that Obama is actually living in the present.

    Maybe that's the Republican way of getting out of having to talk about why they want to abolish Medicare. The "Timers" movement will demand that Obama prove that he is actually living in the present.

    I can't wait to see if the President can't get DADT repealed even faster this time.
    How did I know you'd be one of the first to dismiss the man's idiocy?

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    The man's an idiot.

    Those who are defending him are the same people who lambasted Bush every time he'd fuck up a word in a speech or try to go through an unmlocked door.

    The Obama-Trouser-Fly worshippers are certainly out in force...

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    Re: Obama - Living In The Past?

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    How did I know you'd be one of the first to dismiss the man's idiocy?
    Ahhh... because you've been here longer than 10 minutes?

    Because... it's ALL Jason ever posts? Well that and personal attacks, but still.


    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    The man's an idiot.

    Those who are defending him are the same people who lambasted Bush every time he'd fuck up a word in a speech or try to go through an unmlocked door.

    The Obama-Trouser-Fly worshippers are certainly out in force...
    While all true, I am a bit disappointed... not one of them have managed to blame this on Bush... yet.

    Oh, and by the way... he fucked up the toast...

    Awkward Moment During Obama Toast to Queen - Political Punch

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